I met my first girlfriend that way, we'd go hunting for crabs in the wilderness by day and then sell our catch at the marketplace. It was hard being online at the same time but we made it work. We built fires and prayed in the evenings under the starry sky, and fell asleep in each others arms, until that fateful night when I came back from my fishing trip to find all her belongings in a single pile, surrounded by blood. I feared the worst, but kept hopeful and waited. My patience waning, I finally ventured out of the wilderness and towards the reset point, where I found her... outside of a cave garbed in dungeoneer equipment mumbling nonsensical words about grinding. :'-(

I would make money in UO sometimes by logging into a female character and "bowing" in front of people to make it look like my character was performing oral sex. You could also spam "bow" while the other player spammed "salute" while standing behind the first player to look like doggy style sex.

non-ethical monogamous situationship

So ... sexual slavery?

I'm having a hard time coming up with another situation that fits that description.

I'm scared to ask, but what is a "situationship"?

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first date idea: you (lvl 36) trick me (lvl 3) into following you into wildy and murder me, taking my bronze square shield and wooden bucket. we kiss when i respawn in lumbridge

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Try Guild Wars 2 someday.

Never had the intention to date, but still met my wife there.

Jesus, I was literally just thinking about runescape and this comes up on my feed. I didn't even say it out loud (I have grapheneos and hardened Linux machines anyways)

I meet girls the old way: never(I use Arch BTW).

What about dating on the Fediverse instead?

Cyber?

Log on to world 301, plop yourself in the GE, and sit and watch humanity at its worst. Truly more entertaining than Twitter could ever be.