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I got the inspiration for this when I was going through all my old images when migrating to Immich.

Left-to-right: A coffee container, A Coke bottle with the label taken off, A pasta sauce jar, a coke can with the top removed with a can opener.

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[–] Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 13 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

not to, because they have illegal bottling plants in the West Bank

[–] Magnum@lemmy.dbzer0.com -3 points 11 hours ago

That's your only reason?

[–] fum@lemmy.world 10 points 10 hours ago

Don't.

Coke is bad for your health, and it's made by a bad company that does bad things.

[–] Rooskie91@discuss.online 2 points 9 hours ago

First of all, who the hell opens a can like that?! I guess you get your lips pierced for free...

Anyways, I exclusively buy coke in 1L bottles so that I can always ask for "a liter of cola."

[–] genevieve@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 10 hours ago

What kind of freak drinks coke?

You snort powder, ffs..

[–] ximtor@lemm.ee 1 points 10 hours ago

Don't, easy.

[–] realitista@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago

Clearly #3 by a country mile

[–] pitaya@lemmy.zip 5 points 18 hours ago
[–] burgermeister@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Out of glass with ice in it

[–] CM400@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Everything tastes better out of a glass vessel, I think.

[–] Armand1@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Woah woah woah. That's going too far.

[–] ivanovsky@lemm.ee 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Where's plastic bag with straw option?

[–] jewbacca117@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Get a spoon to keep it extra classy

What’s your coke policy around here?

[–] harmsy@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

My favorite method is to pour it down the drain and get something better.

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)

A never once been washed coffee mug

[–] BenLeMan@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago

Mr. Schubert? Is this you?

My first department head during my apprenticeship had a mug like that for his Coke Light. Takes me back a quarter of a century. Damn, I'm getting old.

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Can coke is best coke.

Then 20oz bottle.

Then taps, but only if they aren't cheap with the syrup or heavy-handed with the bubbles.

[–] MrNesser@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Glass bottle coke beats them all

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 day ago

Bottle with the label ripped off. That way, once people are used to it, I can drink used motor oil without all the questions.

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 day ago

Whichever one has the cocaine in it

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The best way to drink Coke is from a McDonald's soda fountain. No cup, just put your mouth under the spout.

[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 1 day ago

Without water, just the syrup.

Hey, taking off the top of a soda can is illegal!

[–] undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 3 points 1 day ago

Almost got me, I didn’t realize which community this is. Was about say “just drink it from the bottle/can?”

[–] DaGeek247@fedia.io 2 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Honestly that last one looks pretty dope. I gotta try that.

[–] korazail@lemmy.myserv.one 2 points 10 hours ago

I just tried to open a soda can with my somewhat modern can opener (try them, btw, no sharp can edges) but it doesn't fit the lid of my can. My day is ruined.

[–] Armand1@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

Not recommended, you could cut yourself on the edge.

I think the story there was that I broke off the tab by accident.

[–] juliebean@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago

i've done it before. it is in fact quite dope.

[–] BC_viper@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

With my mouth

[–] drmoodmood@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 day ago

I'm digging the jar! :]

[–] EpeeGnome@feddit.online 1 points 1 day ago

Yeah, I have to agree; if your plastic cup isn't labeled "coffee", then why are you even bothering to drink a coke?

[–] sfxrlz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago

my current dentist bill says none. But who are we kidding it’s obviously number 3.