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[–] TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 9 points 16 hours ago

Dabbling in stocks, it made me realise that it's impossible to be ethical in the capitalist system.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Rule of Acquisition #34: War is good for business.

(They ignore Rule of Acquisition #35, "Peace is good for business.")

[–] killingspark@feddit.org 21 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Thats not the rule 34 I'm familiar with...

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 1 points 9 hours ago

Just google "Ferengi rule 34" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Bold if you to assume it cant be both.

[–] MeaanBeaan@lemmy.world 2 points 21 hours ago

There's a Ferengi woman wearing a lovely dress scribbled in the margins.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

Oh, that's Rule of Masturbation 34. Common mistake.

[–] Sabin10@lemmy.world 32 points 1 day ago

It's the same reason the US gives Israel money for military aid. They turn around and give it all back to US based arms manufacturers.

[–] AES_Enjoyer@reddthat.com 17 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Thanks for this post. It's crazy seeing every fucking politician in the EU clapping for increased military expenditure

[–] xor@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

It's almost like there's a large-scale war going on nearby for the first time in decades, or something

[–] AES_Enjoyer@reddthat.com 1 points 2 hours ago

So, how about we try and pacify Europe instead of covering Rheinmetall in gold and submitting to Trump's desire of 5% GDP for NATO?

[–] msage@programming.dev 11 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

To separate from the US dependency, and to make sure EU can defend itself.

[–] AES_Enjoyer@reddthat.com 5 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Have you seen Rutte kissing Trump's ass? The EU isn't getting independent from US, it's precisely Trump, through NATO, who's pushing for the 5% number.

Sure buddy, this time the EU military budget will be used to "defend itself" and not to bomb brown children like the past 30 years.

[–] msage@programming.dev 2 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

It's always going to be used to bomb brown children.

But at least we can fund local manufacturers.

[–] AES_Enjoyer@reddthat.com 2 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

How can you say that with a straight face? "At least it's our bombs that will murder brown children". If you agree that the west will always bomb brown children, you surely support the dismantling of western governments as we know them?

[–] msage@programming.dev 1 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Yes.

I dream of that every night.

But you know what they say, don't let 'perfect' be the enemy of 'good'.

[–] AES_Enjoyer@reddthat.com 1 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

The "good" is bombing children with OUR bombs? Fuck no, the good is stopping the bombings

[–] msage@programming.dev 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

The 'better' is not giving US more money.

[–] AES_Enjoyer@reddthat.com 1 points 2 hours ago

OK, so let's not invest European money into bombing children at all, and invest it into social safety nets?

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Is that Scorpio superimposed there?

Ah yes, Hank Scorpio, the murderous, supervillain boss who earns his employees' respect by treating and paying them incredibly well.

If only all evil businessmen would aspire to be more like him!

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 1 points 1 day ago

Nah pretty sure that's Bill Burr

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Those that invest in war should instead invest in life and then we can boost the companies that keep life longer and consumers consuming longer. Strange how death and destruction can be more profitable than consumers consuming longer.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

Not strange.

It very simply logically follows that if your system is designed to maximize short term profit, ie, wealth extraction, over everything else, it will just keep doing this untill it eats itself and everything else, or is absolished from some external force.

The long term doesn't matter to this system, other wise the entire system would have started transitioning away from oil dependency in the 80s, when the oil companies had more accurate projections of global warming had than the scientific public didn't have untill about 30 years later.

[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

These things kill consumers that don't consume the right things and/or don't consume in the right country.

Well, the thing is, death and destruction isn't more profitable. But that's not the point. The point is to keep global hegemony by keeping the military-industrial-complex rich as fuck while at the same time getting bribes as "incentive"

For humanity as a whole, it's all a net loss. Not only does the rocket cost resources, but so does the building that it blows up

[–] BubblyRomeo@kbin.earth 8 points 1 day ago
[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 5 points 1 day ago

A few posts up from this one: UK to buy F-35 jets. Those boys ain't cheap, chief

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 1 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (1 children)

What march 1st was that? And what happened?

[–] nyctre@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago

Russia's "special military operation" started on 24 Feb. Might be that

[–] Justas@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Tbh those corporations aren't that big.

[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah but they’re not the only companies in the massive military-industrial chain.

I work for a huge (Fortune 250) American industrial manufacturing company who has major contracts with all of those companies in OP’s pic.

My company’s stock value is also climbing like a rocket. And not a SpaceX rocket that explodes on the launchpad. A good rocket.

Those four companies each have a few hundred companies who sell to them.

[–] Sl00k@programming.dev 3 points 1 day ago

Job searching as a SWE who's trying to get out of SAAS and into something sustainability or space really makes you realize how many of these companies there are.

They all operate under the guise of sustainability and eco friendly we're making the world a better place,, but their revenue is mostly from the Pentagon and or Israel and they also conveniently provide satellite images of every spot on the earth "on the side"

[–] rabber@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Just checked and Lockheed is way down?

[–] Renorc@lemmy.world 1 points 21 hours ago

Yea, it’s a funny meme, but the performance shown does not match the actual stocks.

[–] telllos@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Does this mean that I should invest in construction company

[–] RedditIsDeddit@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

As someone that invests often, this is so true.

[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world -2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

And we didn't do any war before the military industrial complex?

[–] shawn1122@lemm.ee 2 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

Cerrainly not war on this scale.

WW1 was trenches and mustard gas.

Now world leaders can nuke an Arby's an easy as they can order Arby's on Doordash.

That's gotta create an underlying sense of "well, we have it, why not use it?"

The recent Israel-Iran conflict is a perfect example of this. The initial attack accomplished nothing (set their nuclear program back by what, months?) and the response was equally meaningless.

[–] the_q@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world -4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Well, yeah. Every war is different. You would've just cursed BIG SPEAR back when.

[–] the_q@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago

Yeah a single spear could easily kill hundreds at a time while the guy that made the spear plays both sides politically to incite more use of the spear.

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 day ago

Big Phalanx, but yes.