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[–] Rookwood@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 31 minutes ago

It didn't used to be as bad as it is today a short while ago. It will continue to be worser for the rest of our lives.

[–] shadowedcross@sh.itjust.works 5 points 59 minutes ago

Got AC? Cool. No? Not cool.

[–] volvoxvsmarla@lemm.ee 8 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I hate bugs. I hate everything being full of bugs and flies and the trash cans outside stink like poop in the heat. I hate having bug babies everywhere. I hate having a deadly lazer above me so that I can only choose between burning myself alive, wearing disgusting cream, or covering up like crazy and sweating even more. All the food goes bad instantly. The food in the supermarket is infested with flies. I wake up at 4 am because stupid Altbau doesn't allow for proper outside blinds. I hate that it's either fucking up the environment even more by using AC or heat stroke. I also hate overdone AC in buildings that gives me a cold. Have you ever had a feverish cold during summertime? It's awful. And makeup, you cannot do makeup in the heat without it becoming a smudge of sunscreen, color, oil and sweat. Have I mentioned the bugs and caterpillars and maggots and larvae and everything, everything is alive? And then, when it rains and everything cools down for a bit, you get earthworms.

You know what's amazing? Cold ass dry snowy winter days. Bug free heaven.

[–] ZC3rr0r@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 hours ago

Thank you for perfectly describing just about all the reasons I would skip summer altogether if I could.

The one missing complaint from my end is that you can't do anything outside or in a non-AC building without instantly sweating like you took a shower with your clothes on.

And don't get me started on everything being in fire. The only thing worse than regular summer is a summer where you can't see the skies for several month's due to the smoke and you have to worry about your house burning down all the damn time.

Couldn't agree more with the OOP.

[–] als@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Honesty there's so many adverts about sunny holidays via plane that I honestly wouldn't be shocked when oil corps turn out to pay for lots of them. Makes the heatwaves more appealing

I wouldn't be surprised if you're right

[–] kibiz0r@midwest.social 29 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Winter too cold: Oh no, I guess I’ll put on some fuzzy socks and drink some chamomile tea

Summer too hot: Guess I’ll go to the fuckin ER for heat stroke

[–] ZC3rr0r@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 hours ago

So very true. Dressing for cold is so much easier than heat it's mindboggling to read some of these summer fan comments. Like, do you guys actually live on the same planet as I do? Cause this one sucks the minute temperatures go past 20c.

[–] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Hot weather is a lot more comfortable than cold weather to me tbh

[–] hansolo@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Same. I'll take 110F/43C any day over 10F/-10C. 85/35 is my happy place.

[–] shplane@lemmy.world 1 points 42 minutes ago

Grew up in San Diego. Twas 75F year round

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

Winter you can add layers.

Summer, there's only so many layers you can remove before somebody calls the cops

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

It's always fun and games until somebody calls the cops.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

Wym? That's the best part!

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 5 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Completely disagree. Summer is my favorite season and would remain so in the complete absence of PR.

This post reminds me of a friend in the ad business who told me people only think iced drinks taste better because in the early 1900s some advertising genius created a campaign to convince people of that. No, sorry, cold drinks are more refreshing. The ancient Romans thought so too, and used to haul ice down from the Alps, centuries before the advertising industry even existed.

[–] blackn1ght@feddit.uk 3 points 3 hours ago

Winter can get in the fucking sea because it's so dark all the time. Mid to late spring is definitely best though.

[–] orca@orcas.enjoying.yachts 6 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I fucking hate summer. It’s terrible in Florida. Not as intolerable on the west coast.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

Not as intolerable on the west coast.

On the actual coast, sure. Come to the Central Valley of California, tho. Shit's basically the same as Florida except that it's not guaranteed to rain every day around 5pm. 90-100+ heat with 90-100% humidity. 😵‍💫

[–] CorruptCheesecake@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

And then there's the very visible smog layer you can see from the Sierra Nevadas. You can actually taste the air after stepping out of the Fresno Yosemite airport in August after having been elsewhere with cleaner air. I remember it being a very dry heat most of the time.

[–] sexy_peach@feddit.org 2 points 3 hours ago

When I was younger I preferred being cool over being hot, but nowadays I almost never think that it's actually too hot. You just gotta adjust your mental, idk how but it being hot is just nice in a way

[–] zipzoopaboop@lemmynsfw.com 67 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

People only say summer is good because we used to get 2 months off during it

[–] SandmanXC@lemmy.world 30 points 6 hours ago

This absolutely. Also summer didn't use to feel like an inner circle of hell 30 years ago.

[–] GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml 34 points 7 hours ago (6 children)

Depends on where you are. Miserable in hotter places I'm sure, but in Sweden it's quite honestly glorious. Sun up from 03:30 to 22 in Stockholm, and it never quite gets dark. Does wonders for your mood.

Winter, however, is a cold, dark and wet mess. Truly depressive.

Spring and autumn are alright, but suffer from just a little bit too much rain.

Naturally, the climate crisis is making things slightly too warm for comfort now, and we're going to have to retrofit all homes to withstand heat better before too long.

[–] huppakee@feddit.nl 15 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Winter, however, is a cold, dark and wet mess. Truly depressive.

Anyone saying summer 'only has good pr' doesn't have winters like that.

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 hour ago

We’re winters do suck. Snowy winters are my jam though, even with the lack of day light, the snow and quiet make up for it.

Hot humid summers, and especially mosquitoes, can fuck right off. The extra daylight is nice though

[–] Almonds@mander.xyz 10 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

I honestly love the solitude that harsh winters bring. And all the heavy clothing I get to wear, the much longer nights, going through my stockpile of canned and preserved goods. There have been winters where I was snowed in for weeks, and they were glorious

It's true, the brain and body need extra care to prevent depression during winter, but I'm much more depressed during the long, blistering hot summer months

[–] auraithx@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah that winter sounds fun.

Try 7 months of dark at 3pm and grey overcast and mild drizzle everyday.

[–] MohamedMoney@feddit.org 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] auraithx@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 hours ago

Cumbernauld

[–] GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml 4 points 4 hours ago

Winter is quite nice when there is snow. We don't get that in Stockholm, for the most part.

[–] Flames5123@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 hours ago

Exactly. In Seattle, summer is the best. High of 75 most days and because of the water surround the city, it only gets down to high 50’s at night. And our winters aren’t too bad. 45F/40F averages, just wet with the light rain.

But don’t tell anyone because we don’t want more people moving here!

[–] auraithx@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Yep summer in Scotland just means it rains slightly less and doesn’t get dark at 3pm

[–] GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I've been told it's positively Mediterranean this year though, is that right?

[–] auraithx@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 hours ago

We had the driest period in 100 years a month or two ago, didn’t rain for 5 weeks or something. Back to 18-20C and only raining half the time so better than usual I guess aye

[–] tobis@lemm.ee 1 points 3 hours ago

In Alaska all of the seasons have their charm, except Spring. Spring is a bad time.

The thick ice on the roads starts to melt and you have wet ice for an unacceptably long time. All of the soft fluffy white snow on the sides of the road hardens and gets covered in dirt being spread to make roads drivable. Every time you leave the house it’s a harrowing experience, and everyone’s so used to the danger of driving they just shrug and go ”yeah, it’s bad out there huh?” Randomly you get a cold snap without snow just to make you suffer a bit before it goes back to thawing.

[–] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

"Climate crisis is making things slightly too warm for comfort"

Oh my. How bothersome.

I know you didn't mean it that way, just the understatement had me cackling.

[–] GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml 2 points 4 hours ago

Well, it begins with too warm for comfort here, and then it gets progressively worse.

[–] ninjakttty@lemmy.world 6 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

“The Coldest Winter I Ever Spent Was a Summer in San Francisco”

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

This quote is often attributed to Mark Twain, but he isn't known to have said it. Could be based on a similar statement about Paris by an English actor named James Quin in the 1700s.

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 14 points 7 hours ago (3 children)

It depends on where you are. Seattle summers are amazing (shhhh, don't tell anyone).

[–] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 23 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

Me in Seattle right now: it's too hot, it's too bright, there are too many tourists, I want the cold and rain back

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (1 children)

I'm in Seattle too. Bite your tongue, today is perfect!

[–] Flames5123@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 hours ago

It truly is! On the way to Capitol Hill pride as I comment. Loving the weather for my outfit!

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[–] Beacon@fedia.io 6 points 7 hours ago

I was gonna say no way to OP but you're right. If you're somewhere where it's mostly like around 100 F or higher then fuck that.

[–] assembly@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago

Same. I’m in the Seattle area and summer is incredible…skies are clear temps are mostly super comfortable except for like 2 weeks when I need a fan.

[–] scytale@lemmy.zip 4 points 6 hours ago

Really depends on location. Summer in my area is brutal and the heat lasts close to 5 months, so yes I agree it’s the worst season. Spring is next simply because of all the hailstorms. Fall is ok but still too warm for actual fall standards. The upside is our winters are mild, so it’s the best season.

[–] Demdaru@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

Poland. It's not that summer is amazing - it just sucks the least.

It's hot and everything wants to eat you, but it's colorful and sunny and summer nights are ahhhhhh...

Autumns tend to be pretty. And rainy as hell. Meh.

Winter was pretty when I was a kid. Nowadays it's autumn, minus pretty and plus balls freezin off. No snow, fuck you.

Spring is wet and green, but also cold. Good contender against summer, barely loses IMO.

Edit: Additional context - when it gets cloudy and grey in Poland, it gets fucking uber depressing. I dunno what it is, but almost can feel thr grey communist past creepin up...

[–] enbee@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 7 hours ago

Yesssss hard agreeeee

[–] illi@sh.itjust.works 3 points 7 hours ago

I suffer in these summers, but I still prefer this suffering to the winter. Winter is too depressing. Christmas is about all that is nice about Winter.

[–] MyDarkestTimeline01@ani.social 3 points 7 hours ago

Very much agree.

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