this post was submitted on 07 Jul 2025
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Lemmy Shitpost

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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


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1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

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Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

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-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

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Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

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-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

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[–] NONE_dc@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago
[–] Roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago
[–] TheDarkestShark@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Kung Pao Chicken

[–] NotACentrifugalBird@infosec.pub 4 points 2 months ago

Chana masala

[–] jim3692@discuss.online 4 points 2 months ago

Σκορδοπατατάκια

[–] valkyrieangela@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 months ago
[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 4 points 2 months ago

I literally just ate a huge burrito sold as "the space shuttle". How about Mr. Shuttle?

[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

Lacey's macadamia and milk chocolate toffee cookies

[–] chortle_tortle@mander.xyz 4 points 2 months ago

Granola 🥰

[–] ieGod@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 months ago

Protein Shake! Cute.

[–] mrmacduggan@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 months ago
[–] Snowies@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 months ago
[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago
[–] DaneGerous@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Entire family size bag of Doritos.

[–] kdcd@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

Hard boiled egg. Doesn’t quite roll off the tongue

[–] Ribbons@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 months ago

Cinnamon Bun

[–] Thrife@feddit.org 4 points 2 months ago
[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago
[–] gratux@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)
[–] baldingpudenda@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Rhaxapopouetl@ttrpg.network 3 points 2 months ago
[–] nyan_cat@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Chicken salad

[–] baggins@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 months ago
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Zaxby's, so I guess he's Zaxby or Zach.

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 months ago
[–] laserm@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] shadownet@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] MJKee9@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Meatball Sub

[–] Goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 months ago

Cacio e pepe

[–] gaiety@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 months ago
[–] manigordo@lemy.lol 3 points 2 months ago
[–] cepelinas@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 months ago
[–] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Charcuterie

[–] TheDoozer@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Butter croissant actually seems like a decent name for a guinea pig.

If we're including drinking, coffee is a pretty good name, but not for such a light colored guinea pig.

[–] WolfLink@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago
[–] xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago
[–] A7thStone@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago
[–] pressedhams@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 months ago
[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 months ago

Potato

Quite fitting

[–] potentiallynotfelix@lemmy.fish 3 points 2 months ago
[–] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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