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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

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[–] Eyedust@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 11 hours ago

Gf calls. Asks me this question. Sends me this pic after.

His name is now "The Spaghetti".

[–] CaptnNMorgan@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago

Matt Cain, from Ike's

[–] tomi000@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago
[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] tomi000@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I'm not kidding. Just had my dinner too, she's under the shower right now

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 1 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

under??? did you bury her?!

[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

In* wrong translation :)

[–] Holyginz@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago

Cheeto puff

[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago

Chicken dumpling soup.

[–] MyFriendGodzilla@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago
[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 6 points 23 hours ago

Guinea Pig.

[–] quinkin@lemmy.world 1 points 17 hours ago
[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 3 points 23 hours ago

His name is Hot Dog and he is beautiful.

[–] S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 21 hours ago

Milanesa de pollo

[–] danny801@lemmy.world 2 points 22 hours ago
[–] shoo@lemmy.world 2 points 22 hours ago

What am I, some kind of fae creature?

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 2 points 22 hours ago
[–] FleetingTit@feddit.org 1 points 19 hours ago

Noodle Salad is an awesome name.

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 2 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 1 points 22 hours ago

pillowpants?

[–] Captainautism@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 22 hours ago
[–] Snowies@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago
[–] ieGod@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago

Protein Shake! Cute.

[–] GenXLiberal@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago
[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago
[–] jsomae@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 day ago

heavenly hunk.

heavenly hunk

[–] Jyek@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago
[–] MammyWhammy@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 day ago

Cookie Dough

...very fitting

[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 1 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

Sir Ham Burger Lord of The Grill

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago
[–] Matombo@feddit.org 3 points 1 day ago

Fried Onions

[–] RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

Your creature's new name is "Cock". Congratulations.

[–] Buildout@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago
[–] wizbiz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 22 hours ago
[–] SanPe_@lemmy.world 1 points 22 hours ago
[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

Cheez-it

Not a bad name XD

[–] diemartin@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

MacBook Pro

[–] Cocopanda@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Peanut butter. Seems fitting.

[–] m4xie@lemmy.ca 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] textik@sh.itjust.works 1 points 22 hours ago

Phat phrik khing

[–] loomy@lemy.lol 1 points 23 hours ago
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