Make it inhumanely cringe. Start calling everything lava chicken as a replacement for "cool", make lame ass Minecraft dad jokes at every opportunity, yell chicken jockey out the window to summon your spawn in public.
this post was submitted on 08 Jul 2025
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That wouldn't be very lava chicken of you to do, to ruin a phrase like that.
Go out for a pack of cigarettes, start over.
I have had this exact issue with that frozen music. You are essentially done. Years later i still recall that music.
just let it go
Brutal...
Start singing it with them. Do it sincerely. You'll either kill their joy or you two will have a moment.
Or find a song they hate to constantly sing. Maybe some old person music like Hoobastank.
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I just wanted to watch the chicken jockey scene for closure.
Start singing baby shark song, or what did the fox say. Expand his ~~repetuar~~ repertoire.
Edit: Dino spelling
Repetaur sounds like a great fictional dinosaur to add to my son's repertoire.
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https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCW7AGm8JSBEEew61dJIgl_A
Tom Cardy, one of the best musical comedians of our age. He has many songs with extremely catchy lines that are actually funny while also being tolerable to hear many times over. There is a definite need for a language warning if you are not good with swearing, but his Lord of the Rings one is amazing.
Sing it back to them
Steady now, my generation got through the Macarena, you'll get through this. Nice deep breaths... in... out...
And MmmBop (which tbh hits these days in a very sad sad way)
In a mmmbop it really is gone
- Ignore it, if there’s no reaction the novelty will wear off
- sing along, but change the words to something even more stupid so that the kid doesn’t like the song any more (I don’t know the song and won’t look it up, but I’m sure you can figure it out)
RIP
Get back at them by singing Peaches from the Mario Bros movie. You know, Jack Black and all that.
Have them watch too many cooks.
It takes a lot to make a stew
A pinch of salt and laughter too
Oh shit... I don't think he's ready for that level of weird...
Hah, now I just want to know what he'd think of it.
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Expose him to Baby Shark.
Then the Badgers song.
Lather, rinse, repeat until he latches onto a song you can tolerate.
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Try switching to Parry Grip, some of it is OK and the catalogue is big enough they don't really get stuck.
And just to show solidarity the other day my kid just kept 'teenage mutant ninja turtles'ing for what felt like a half hour without a single 'heroes in a half shell' to round it off.
Not the answer you're looking for, but this reminded me of a short video I saw a long time ago where it was some kids being obnoxious ( as they're known for ) on a train and this man snaps and screams, in Chinese, "Shut up! I wanna die!" because of how tired he was.
Cannot find the clip when I search for it, but I think it's pretty funny. Nor do I remember where I saw it, but that specific little video thing has absolutely stuck with me.l ever since I saw it.
There's way worse songs this could be happening with...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k85mRPqvMbE&t=3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqZsoesa55w&t=28
Lava chicken is quite groovy actually, tasty. You're in luck.
Play him the meow mix song. It's the alpha predator of ear worms.
Wait. Before you blow your brain out have you considered surgical removal of your ears?
Make your kid listen to Slayer.
Sue him. Or record him, upload to Youtube and threaten to copyright strike him.
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