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[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 28 points 6 days ago

Yeah thats an autistic goth woman. They're magnificent

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I dont really like that I really wish it was me, damn I really need to meet people

[–] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

go out and try. just earlier today I said the stupidest oneliner in person and got a response.

you miss a 100% of the shots you don't take - Wayne Gretzky or somebody

then I spoke to someone on a busy commuter train, and learned something new. a view I had never considered before.

I know it's hard,as someone who has personally suffered from exclusion and depression before.

but worst they can do is ignore you or spit in your face.

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

That's all very true but I do like a girl right now, she lives on another continent though

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 5 points 6 days ago

That's a similar experience to how I met my partner. We never really talked about it, she was just there now.

[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 5 points 6 days ago

??? Never left??? Please go on

[–] Chozo@fedia.io 138 points 1 week ago (6 children)

I'm not entirely sure what this says about me, but this is exactly what I want out of life.

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 123 points 1 week ago (6 children)

If you meet a vaguely autistic hottie who is into you, under no circumstances fumble. I don't usually feel qualified to take my unsolicited life advice that seriously, but I mean it this time.

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[–] Sergio@slrpnk.net 100 points 1 week ago

Same energy as an unhoused cat choosing its new home.

[–] HornedMeatBeast@lemmy.world 91 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I have zero game and no clue when it comes to signals.

I need this kind of woman, one that will be forward me.

[–] Nalivai@discuss.tchncs.de 106 points 1 week ago (28 children)

"Game" doesn't exist. Clean yourself, be respectful of others, talk to people. That's the entire game.
You just lost the game btw, but that's to another point

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago

Game exists, its a skill though and you can learn it by trying. Just requires the courage to try, fail, and try again. That said its really just charisma, and you can learn it by learning to non-flirtatiously chat people up.

[–] CoolMatt@lemmy.ca 2 points 5 days ago
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[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 72 points 1 week ago (2 children)

This is my dating strategy, just exist and hope one day some alt girl just decides were dating now.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 6 points 6 days ago

As much as I don't want to go back into the office I must admit I never meet people anymore. I don't know how I would meet anyone new if I ever needed to.

My partner is literally the girl that I sat next to in the office seating plan 10 years ago.

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[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 69 points 1 week ago (30 children)

Definitely Fae if she lives on black licorice, that thing is absolutely not meant for humans

[–] FinishingDutch@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Shit, in the netherlands we basically live off of that stuff. The per capita consumption is two kilograms, which puts ut at the tol of the list of global consumption.

Every supermarket pretty much has an aisle dedicated to licorice in all forms. Sweet, salty, spicy, soft, hard, dipped in chocolate… you name it.

I’m amazed some people don’t like it. Though I’ll concede I’ve obviously grown up eating it since before I could talk.

Every supermarket pretty much has an aisle dedicated to licorice in all forms. Sweet, salty, spicy, soft, hard, dipped in chocolate… you name it.

So... how hard is it to visit these legendary isles, I mean... country...?

[–] RBWells@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Licorice is wonderful. When I was a little kid, half the reason Halloween was my favorite holiday was because there were packs of only orange and black jellybeans, the only good flavors.

Panda licorice now, it's amazing. At our airport there is an all licorice vending machine, all different kinds but of course since it's in an airport it's expensive.

[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 3 points 6 days ago

I know there's like a billion jellybean flavors but if the orange one you speak of is also orange fruit flavor, it ranks low on my list. Unlike licorice though, it's edible.

  • Adds RBWellls to the Lemmy Fae user list *

Salmiak is life.

[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Avoids sunlight, literal-minded, and hisses at strange women?

I'm not trying to be mean, but she's probably on the autism spectrum. My girlfriend has it and this is her to a T.

[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 12 points 6 days ago

There's nothing saying being Fae and autistic are mutually exclusive conditions

[–] Sp00kyB00k@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Dutch double salted liquorice. Delightful.

[–] Ibuthyr@feddit.org 2 points 6 days ago

Gimme dem DZ Drops

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