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Newsmax's Greg Kelly: "Maybe Epstein is a patriot, for crying out loud. Maybe he was just doing what he was told, and it had nothing to do with the girls." (www.mediamatters.org)

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[–] Tempus_Fugit@midwest.social 14 points 3 days ago

If the conspiracy heads fall for this... Man, they're going to eat this up huh?

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago

[–] atzanteol@sh.itjust.works 15 points 4 days ago

This is the classic conspiracy theory logic laid bare. A long string of facts tied together with plausible sounding but made-up reasons.

Just because your theory could explain it doesn't mean it does explain it.

[–] Philote@lemmy.ml 13 points 4 days ago

Maybe Himmler was a patriot, just doing what he was told? /s GTFO.

[–] Punchshark@lemmy.ca 13 points 4 days ago

Murica: Lowest iq people to ever exist!

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 days ago

KELLY: It's totally crazy.

Well I agree with him on that part.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago

We have always been at peace with Eurasia

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

If this narrative actually catches on with the right... Ugh I don't even know.

[–] fargeol@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

"Maybe he did kill himself, after all"

[–] JustJack23@slrpnk.net 3 points 4 days ago

Next on "The Daily Cope"

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