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[–] Hobo@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Anyone who just read the headline needs to actually go read the article. It's not very long. Not that the headline is misleading, he absolutely said those things, but the whole thing is just the most deranged rant. Cain somehow got from being mad about changing the slogan to "truth, justice, and a better tomorrow" to immigrants want to make America into Somalia in two moves.

[–] Saleh@feddit.org 3 points 2 days ago

The US of course having nothing to do with Somalias messed up 20th and 21th century history...

[–] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 51 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Cain voted for Bill Clinton twice, and voted for Al Gore in the 2000 United States presidential election, the latter of which he later said he regretted.[21] He supported John McCain in the 2008 election, and supported Rick Perry in the 2012 election.[30] In 2016 and 2020, he endorsed and voted for Donald Trump.[31][32] He also endorsed him for the 2024 election.[33]

In 2018, Cain was elected to the board of directors of the National Rifle Association of America.[34][35]

-Wikipedia

[–] p03locke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 3 days ago

It's like you can track his slow backslide into the racist Republican pipeline.

[–] burgerpocalyse@lemmy.world 21 points 3 days ago (1 children)

check dean caine's pipes for lead contamination

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So this is how he tries to start relevant now? He should get a hobby.

[–] ideonek@piefed.social 81 points 4 days ago (3 children)

He's litteraly immigrant. It's objective fact. What he's talking about? He think calling Wonder Woman a woman is "making her woke"?

[–] misterdoctor@lemmy.world 36 points 4 days ago

He think calling Wonder Woman a woman is "making her woke"?

That sounds exactly like something this twerp would say

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[–] But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 52 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Dean Cain is a fat jackass with MAGA brain rot.hes also the worst of the superman actors

[–] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 71 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Superman isn't just an immigrant. He's a refugee when his home was destroyed by civil war. He came to the USA and made it better because he's an immigrant.

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[–] skozzii@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Umm, wasn't he actually an immigrant? LOL

What a garbage take, this isn't Nazi Germany(yet) and we don't need everything to be government propaganda.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Then Mr. Ex-Superman blatantly ignores the canon origins of the character he played.

I've not seen any Superman movie - did the version Dean Cain was in contain the origin story?

[–] barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 61 points 4 days ago

Worst Superman has harsh words for creator of better Superman. After playing the part for a decade, Dean Cain still doesn't understand the character.

[–] cley_faye@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

whoever that is made a mistake of opening his mug.

[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

He's the Ripley's believe it or not guy, and had a superman series that didn't do well for like 3 or 4 seasons. He's super right wing and super douchey sorta like the dude that ruined Andromeda Kevin sorbo.

[–] kadaverin0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Like Sorbo, Cain is a fraud who only turned into an ultra-right God-botherer because it was a convenient way to hand-wave away a tanking career and find a new one being a (washed up) celebrity mouthpiece for a messianic death cult.

No, Hollywood didn't stop calling because you're a walking meme about corny 90s television. Its because they're all woke homosexual Satanists and who hate real American conservative Christians who tuck-in their t shirts and have missionary-only sex with their wife.

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[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 49 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Well, Superman wasn't born in the U.S.A to parents in the U.S.A..

He travelled as an unaccompanied minor to the USA. I hate to say it but it seems pretty obvious to me he's not from 'round here with the whole flying and laser eyes thing too.

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[–] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 33 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Well, you can fuck off Dean Cain.

Superman is an assimilated Jewish diaspora immigrant.

"Name?"

"Kal-El"

"Clark Kent, got it."

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[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 39 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Dean Cain can lick a sweaty nutsack. An embarrassment in the history of Superman casting.

Him and Kevin Sorbo can lick boots together while they swap stories about how they used to play strong guys on TV but now spend their time being weak-willed sheep IRL.

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 53 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Everything i don't like is woke (or communism).

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[–] carlossurf@lemmy.ca 17 points 3 days ago

Im gonna go to the theater just to watch this to piss of the conservatives lol

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 32 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Dean Cain was absolute shit as 'Murica's favorite mascot — regardless of the unavoidable fact that the character came from another world in every single iteration across all mediums ...so far. 😶

Fuck you and your fetid career, you dumbass, Dean. 🖕🏼🤣

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[–] Lucky_777@lemmy.world 21 points 3 days ago (1 children)

ICE shows up at Henry Cavill's house this weekend

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[–] Tempus_Fugit@midwest.social 35 points 4 days ago

It's almost like these people have no clue about the source material at all. Reminds me of religious folks 😂

[–] Theoriginalthon@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago

Yeah he made a mistake, superman isn't a immigrant, he's a refugee

[–] ObsidianZed@lemmy.world 22 points 4 days ago

Remember when Dean Cain and Kristy Swanson starred in an "exposé" about Obamagate?

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