this post was submitted on 12 Jul 2025
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Microblog Memes

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[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Tell me I'm the bovine one

[–] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Tell me I chew cud for fun

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Holstein was the chosen one.

[–] Velypso@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 weeks ago

For mooooooooooo

[–] Velypso@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] No_Eponym@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 weeks ago

The milking parlor

[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 weeks ago

Cow's gonna rage like a rat in a maze.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 weeks ago

Did she say you could stop? Keep writing that alphabet in cursive, then.

[–] cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 3 points 2 weeks ago
[–] omgboom@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 weeks ago

Lol go scratch his chin

[–] RoidingOldMan@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

I'm happy to see tags on both ears. Clearly they'll find it soon.