I woke up this morning, and looked out the window. “Sigh, the world is still here. Guess I’ll go to work.”
I wish that we knew the actual date of when the world was going to end so that we could have a massive party +orgy
Shit, I'd like the knowledge just so I know when I can finally sleep.
Thank you all for your service.
Let’s get one last drink at the bar and punch the captain in the balls!
The captain is down and I've resorted to kicking. Form an orderly line, folks. Let's face the end with dignity, shall we?
Kicking the captain, meanwhile the company executives are climbing into a lifeboat.
It do be like that
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