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[–] Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Funny month names are all well and good, but the only ones you can actually spell here are:

January, March, May, September, November, and December.

Otherwise, it's

Febranuary, Japril, Juney, Julyber, Maugust, and Moctober

[–] SnekZone@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Kinda true. If the whitespace from the top row doesn't get removed, you are left with "febr uary".

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[–] zlatko@programming.dev 4 points 2 days ago

It's 12, looks good to me.

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[–] gerryflap@feddit.nl 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

We can clearly see that this design is silly, because it allows for so many invalid states. Yet when we represent some type, let's say in Java, were so often forced to do this exact same thing. Have variables in a container of which only a certain combination is valid. And then have at most a comment saying "this number is only valid if X is also set" or "if the validity boolean is true". Luckily Java finally has some ability for the so-called sum types now, just like Haskell's data types or Rust's enum types. Imo any language should have this.

[–] Fiery@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 days ago

Having data dependent on each other in a type means that either you have redundant data (so one of the fields should be computed) or that your container tries to be too generic (you should in this case prefer an 'Apple' class over a 'Fruit' class with an enum field 'Type')

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What, you werent born on Mapril 0, 1901?

[–] psud@aussie.zone 3 points 2 days ago

The zeroth of March is not uncommonly used, to mean the last of February whether it's the 28th or 29th

[–] crazycraw@crazypeople.online 12 points 2 days ago

febroctorch has the best weather in Argentina on Tuesdays

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

It's basically the UI equivalent of this:

Yes, it's a fully-functional date picker and also deviously, wildly, uncomfortably outside of aesthetic norms. Also, there's a lots of fun, invalid combinations of input outside of the usual "February 30th" shenanigans.

Why yes, that's my birthday: the 32nd of Septunepril. What's the problem?

[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 days ago

This is a repost from last japril.

[–] Adalast@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Captchas are really getting out of hand.

[–] UnfortunateShort@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)
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[–] rustyredox@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago
[–] dangercake@feddit.uk 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Munepril babies always end up junkies and deculyuary babies as priests

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[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 days ago

This is beautiful. Especially if it filters the available selections based on what is selected in the previous column.

[–] Brickhead92@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

I sure hope that 190 slider is also logarithmic

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Finally I can input my birthday of Jempril 0 without having to use a keyboard!

[–] Mk23simp@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 days ago
[–] BigDiction@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

Joctober and Novemy sound fun!

[–] Siethron@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago
[–] M137@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

Septoctougust

Why yes I am a Jaber baby how did you know

[–] VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 days ago

🎶Tell my girl I will be gone by Septuneugust🎶

[–] CeeBee_Eh@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Febranber. Those who know, remember.

[–] MajinBlayze@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] psud@aussie.zone 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] MajinBlayze@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

For that matter, August has to use a blank in the first position as well

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago
[–] CardboardDecoy@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Yeah baby I'm a scorpanceitarius

deculyugust

[–] Aatube@kbin.melroy.org 4 points 2 days ago
[–] match@pawb.social 3 points 2 days ago

disappointed that july is not split into j/ul/y

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

septuneuary

They can't even align the goddam controls smdh

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