Programmer Humor

m'ugust

Joctober and Novemy sound fun!

Munepril babies always end up junkies and deculyuary babies as priests

Septoctougust

MOCTOUARY

Captchas are really getting out of hand.

Why yes I am a Jaber baby how did you know

any

Febrauary?

M arch btw

🎶Tell my girl I will be gone by Septuneugust🎶

I love the month of Jay

deculyugust

Yeah baby I'm a scorpanceitarius

disappointed that july is not split into j/ul/y

septuneuary

https://programming.dev/c/bad_ui_battles

We can clearly see that this design is silly, because it allows for so many invalid states. Yet when we represent some type, let's say in Java, were so often forced to do this exact same thing. Have variables in a container of which only a certain combination is valid. And then have at most a comment saying "this number is only valid if X is also set" or "if the validity boolean is true". Luckily Java finally has some ability for the so-called sum types now, just like Haskell's data types or Rust's enum types. Imo any language should have this.

They can't even align the goddam controls smdh

this is how my apps look when I try optimising them, just to gut them of all its usability because 'why have an array of values if I can reuse this string or integer' like a fucking idiot

What happens if you accidentally click something in the third box for July?

Edit: nm, I see the blanks as the first option

Manuary

Why is the first part of October in the second box?

Now I want to see an infographic about the common parts of each of the months

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