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[–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 24 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

False, polar bears are called "polar" because every polar bear is a polar opposite color from every other polar bear.

[–] Natanael@infosec.pub 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

180° from white on a spherical color space is white

[–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] robocall@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago
[–] CatZoomies@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can’t see.

[–] Homesnatch@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That's okay, Eyes aren't real.

[–] slackassassin@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago

Seeing is not believing.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

but how can you see if you can't see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch?

When this happens search for "goatse" you should be see it even after your eyes are closed.

[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago
[–] IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

Nice try but this is obviously just another attempt to distract from epsteins list. Still amazing though!

[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Here I was thinking this was more of the science memes

[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

I, too, was fooled. Fortunately I went to the loo for a break because nothing was behaving at work. The confused humour was great.

Thanks OP - you've really added value!

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Ce ne sont pas des ours polaires.

[–] Chivera@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Mind blown 🤯

[–] Siresly@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 weeks ago

Red bear eat beet. Green bear eat pear.

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Seeing is believing

[–] huquad@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 weeks ago

North vs south polar bear

[–] dirtydocmark@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Why do the bears in the thumbnail got grandma titties?

[–] kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago

Bear titties? Bitties???

[–] anyhow2503@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Could be a YTP quote

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

If it’s black, fight back

If it’s brown, lay down

If it’s white, good night

If it’s red, shake hand

If it’s green, eat bean

[–] Cris_Color@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

This made me cackle, thank you

Its not tho. Irs a pic of one bear 5wice. I bet that bear roesmt look red or green.

[–] Archer@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Hi! I’m a Cosmo Coin!