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[–] DrDystopia@lemy.lol 31 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Crowd fund for Tim Burton-style stop motion animation short film with stretchgoal of becoming an entire 2h30m real movie with Tim Burton as writer and director. Quite the stretch, why not.

Anyways, someone else do it. I'm too stoned. Chronically.

[–] Yondoza@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Main character voiced by Tina Belcher voice actor.

[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

They could make a bobs burgers movie with this as a story Tina tells. Maybe she writes a play...

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

what if it was live action but all the horses and occult monsters were stop motion puppetry, like Who Killed Roger Rabbit but the framerates won't match and you will get motion sickness headaches and it will look fuckin sick as hell

[–] pooberbee@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 month ago

A la Jan Svankmajer's Alice

[–] flamingos@feddit.uk 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Anyone else read horse girl and thought they meant like Uma Musume?

[–] lunarul@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

My first thought was Equestria Girls (actually "that weird MLP where the ponies are girls", then googled what it's called)

[–] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 month ago

OH THATS WHAT THAT WAS

[–] Therobohour@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Well there's only one question...where do I invest

[–] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Make it a reverse origin story. The movie opens with the reanimated horse and the necromancer girl as a funny "fish out of water" story leaving us wondering WTF is going on to arrive here, and only in the third act do we get the reveal of what actually happened with our first view of necromancer girl as an absolutely obsesses horse girl.

[–] Mrkawfee@feddit.uk 6 points 1 month ago

Id buy that for a dollar

[–] BossDj@piefed.social 5 points 1 month ago

Death Becomes Horse

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 4 points 1 month ago

I'd only watch the second half. How about we start with necromancy right off the bat?

[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Next season on Wednesday with Jenna Ortega.

[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

That’s just Practical Magic but with horses

[–] ruuster13@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago

Reminds me of a recent true news story: You can't be beat if dead on this horse.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 1 month ago

equinemancer.

[–] kemsat@lemmy.world -3 points 1 month ago

If she unalives 30 minutes after the horse dies, I’d watch it.