Next year this image will be 20 years old.
this post was submitted on 31 Jul 2025
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And, roughly 20 years later, the internet has an arguably equally infamous meme answer:
An anime vtuber screaming "Plap Plap Plap GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT!"
https://youtube.com/watch?v=3uPPNHVma5Y
So uh, I guess this meme has come full circle and is now in a sense, the internet growing to adult age and answering itself?
How about you get gluten?
Title
dehydrated spongebob screaming
I knead ittttt!
They need to do way instain mother> who kill thier babbys, becuse these babby cant fright back? It was on the news this mroing a mother in ar who had kill her three kids, they are taking the three babby back to new york too lady to rest. my pary are with the father who lost his chrilden ; i am truley sorry for your lots
My wife and I are 40 with 3 kids (in another week two of them will be in high school!) and we quote this at least twice a month, usually in bed, usually while pretend stiff-arming the other and saying "whooooooooomphf"
A colleague titled a slide "how is babby formed?" at work a few weeks ago. Still makes me laugh.
DANGEROPS PRANGENT SEX, WILL IT HURT BABY TOP OF ITS HEAD?
Have you heard the song version of this? It’s glorious
way to instain mother
Connect to Prague-net
In all seriousness, what is your way to explain this to a 5 year old?
When two people are in love and plan to be together a long time, they can choose to have a kid and take care of them. The kid grows in the mom's uterus (inside her tummy area) for nine months and then comes out when it's ready.
Now grab a chair and watch this video of me raw dogging your mom, which is how you got here.
In simple terms they understand.
If they've baked cookies with you, you tell them the daddy gives some of the ingredients, the mommy gives some of the ingredients, and then the mommy is like the oven, and makes a baby over 9 months in her belly.
There were no further questions for years, and my kids knew that they came from mommy and daddy, and that they grew in mommy's belly. The older they get, the more specifics they get, and if they're old enough to ask a specific question, they're old enough to get a specific answer.
Pragnent is when birb fucks beeb.
Mpreg is real!! Even for cis men (some intersex conditions)
From blow job