Oh jeepers creepers goodness me,
I've arrived all over ye π©
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"Golly Mr., that's one big penis you've got there!"
Please censor crass obscenities such as βg*llyβ while online! Some of us had to take a selfie just to see this post because of that recklessness
(If you know you know)
Goofy does porn
I wanna hyuk you like an animal.
There once was a frog named Kermit, who dated Mrs Piggy, and every other wednesday night they get bizzy....
Meet the Feebles
PΓΈrn, there's a difference.
Tf is a 'pyurn' director?
I hate the wrong use of ΓΈ. I'm guessing it's the same for people using Ε in their language.
Especially because this nonsense is caused by the corporate driven Anglo-puritan censorship.
And I hate the modern era of algorithm-driven half-assed self-censorship, so this should be great for both of us
I dislike the self censorship, but I don't mind that it's half assed. Given that it's apparently enough to defeat OCR and not meant to demonstrate the morals of the poster, I see no need for the whole ass to get involved.
However, I do appreciate your efforts to reverse the damage.
"puurnyeh"
Gesundheit!
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Jeepers!
pΓΈrn
Whatever happened to "pr0n"?
Also Γ is not a fancy O, neither is Γ btw https://youtube.com/shorts/S8XE2eig6Hs
If you hold down the "o" key on Android you can select 'ΓΈ'. Not that that really means anything.
If you choose Danish you get a separate key for it. That's kinda handy when your first language uses that.
Imagine being danish. Could not be me
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Hecking yeah
Reminds me of the guy that did a really popular ama on reddit because he was a cast member that played Goofy. The ama itself was really wholesome, but if you look at his profile he's extremely horny on main.
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When I worked at Geico, we'd say, "Hi thank you for calling Geico, this is *******, your licensed professional. How can I help?"
One time the southern slipped out, and I just said, "Howd'y this is *****.", and stopped talking.
I didn't even realize it until my boss started laughing at me and played the recording.
I briefly worked at a small phone repair shop that didn't see much foot traffic or get many calls, but we also had a mandatory line to say when answering the phone. I don't remember the line, but it was a little more than "thanks for calling X, how can I help you?"
Anyway, once I was very tired on shift and got a call, but totally butchered the line, messing it up immediately, then correcting myself with plenty of "uhm" and "sorry, I mean ... " added. Eventually I realized there was no recovering, gave up and just stopped talking. After that there was a long silence, followed by the sound of someone laughing their ass off.
Turns out I was fortunate - it was my then-girlfriend calling, rather than a customer or manager or something. When she stopped laughing she said "do you want to try that again?"
I am getting my P&c license, what's it like to work for Geico? Was thinking of working there.
They'll pay for your license and training! I worked in the auto department, and we were licensed in personal lines. Technically, we can sell home, boat, pet, etc... It's pretty decent. It's your standard call center environment. Good benefits, decent pay, okay leave, and hours are pretty flexible due to hours of operation. There's a strict word tree you follow and a series of resources. I worked at corporate, though. I never touched sales or claims. They paid more, but it seemed a lot more soul sucking, IMO. The most stressful thing was dealing with payments.
If you show a good history of customer service, they'll probably hire you and pay for your license.
I'm not sure which department would require that specific license. Casualty was wrapped up pretty well in personal lines, but that's for CA corporate. In customer service, we mostly helped people get insurance at car dealerships, helped people process payments, and answered questions. Sorry if this is the wrong state. That's a big thing as well. CA license carries over well for a lot of states.
Very wholesome use of Lemmy, have an up-thing-mark-vote.
Take it back
No! And I updooted this one too, for good measure.
Oh well I'm not moving to California, was hoping they had work from home. Because I live Oklahoma and don't think they have a call center here. Or I would have already worked there. I do have 20 plus years in customer service.
They did during the pandemic, and then they rolled it back. There were a LOT of cyber security issues. I think people should be able to work from home, but we were dealing with a bunch of personal data. If we fuck anything to the entire company and everyone who needs them is fucked.
Gee whiz
"Oh, gee whiz, here comes the me whiz!"
Add that to the list of porn parody stuff I need to do after bottom surgery
βJeepers, you sure can gobble cock like a gosh-darn champ!β
It's pr0n
I read it like Steenberger (or whatever her name is) says it in Back to the Future 3.
Too much moxy in your garter, that's your trouble.
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