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[–] miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 61 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 weeks ago

Please don’t make me envision anyone drinking trump’s fluids, thanks.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 56 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)
[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 18 points 2 weeks ago

I mean, they probably are, just not the direction he's implying.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"Their" numbers just did not support your lies.

[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 weeks ago

“Their’ is a pronoun. You’re woke and, therefore, wrong.

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This article is a bit disturbing.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

In relation to all the other evil shit this seems like small beans. Still, made my gut drop. Bet his handlers tried to gently dissuade this move but he really popped his top.

Cannot overstate how bad this is. Now we've lost faith in the federal government to do one of it's core duties. And the message is clear, report what Trump wants or get fired.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

"Think," eh?

[–] ExtremeDullard@lemmy.sdf.org 37 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Bebopalouie@lemmy.ca 22 points 2 weeks ago

Ya, manufacturing lies, hate, bullshit and a whole lot more.

[–] pedz@lemmy.ca 16 points 2 weeks ago

This is false as is fails to take account how glorious and great Trump is and how the economy is roaring. The traitor that wrote that headline is gonna be deported into an El Salvadoran prison camp. Thank you for attention to this matter.

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Maybe if he gets jobs to zero it will roll over?

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 weeks ago

That'd probably be awful too, leaving people having to do FAR too many jobs each, depending on how many bits we're working with..

[–] imposedsensation@lemmynsfw.com 8 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah, manufacturing lies and bullshit

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

Surely AI can fill those jobs. You can't get injured on the job if you don't have a body!

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

“Sure like to feel some pride but this place just makes me feel sad inside.” - Soul Asylum, “Black Gold”

[–] yarr@feddit.nl 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This is obviously due to Democrat fiddling with the numbers. Despite having very little to do with our active government, the evil influence of the Democrats remain! From planting evidence about Epstein, to infiltrating our Department of Labor to fake numbers, just to make Trump look bad.

Even though the swamp has been thoroughly drained and Mexico has finally finished paying to build the wall, there is still more work to do! We can't rest until America's numbers (which are already great) get even BETTER!

Anyone complaining about job shortages is obviously a millennial that only knows to to eat avocado toast. Now that the tariffs are in full swing and America's factories are busy cranking out all kinds of goods instead of importing from China, anyone complaining about a tough economy or a job shortage is just a whiner. Get with it people! If you're sick of winning, just wait until we start winning even more!

[–] Schadrach@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 2 weeks ago

This is obviously due to Democrat fiddling with the numbers

Literally what they're running with. The person ultimately responsible for those numbers was a Biden appointee and Trump didn't like the result so she's been fired under the excuse that those job loss number are "inaccurate". Her replacement will of course make those numbers whatever best suits Trump rather than anything tethered to reality, but that's what MAGA thinks truth is - whatever best polishes Trump's knob.

[–] Doomsider@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

It is like the emperor with no clothes knows he is naked and wants all the agencies to confirm he has a ten inch cock.

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago

So annoying when facts don't care about your feelings

[–] beemikeoak@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 2 weeks ago

Ever since I removed my car's flat tires things move so much faster. Specially other cars! Once flat, tires are just not good for your car. Get rid of them and you'll be a happier person.

[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

He's like FDR, but reversed.

[–] KingPorkChop@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 weeks ago

He's more like a functional human, but reversed.

[–] griff 3 points 2 weeks ago

My America Grovels Awkwardly

[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 weeks ago

This sounds far too poetic and distant when it needs to be specific and immediate.

Make Attorneys Get Attorneys.
Morons and Grifters Alliance.
Many Angry Gullible Assholes.
Manipulating America’s Gullible Assholes.
Make America Guilty Again.
Make America Go Away.

And the one I wish would come true:

Make All Gropers Accountable

[–] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah, I really hate the alternative facts era.

[–] BoomBoomBoomBoom 3 points 1 week ago

So what you're really saying is that you love it?

He meant a Manufacturing Consent Superpower.

"Make Age Gilded Again".

[–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Obviously, if you don't like the statistics, the answer is to fire the statistician! /s

[–] KingPorkChop@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 weeks ago

This was his thing during Covid. He seriously thought the only reason US covid numbers were so high was due to the testing. Stop testing, people stop getting covid.

It's like a witch made a stupid gollum out of orange mayonnaise.

[–] ajoebyanyothername@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

I like not this news, bring me some other news!