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[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 41 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] yumpsuit@lemmy.world 45 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 10 points 1 month ago
[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I miss the Morrowind flame atronachs :(

[–] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 3 points 1 month ago

I imagine love making would sound like this: https://youtube.com/shorts/7H-ae7jCZVM

[–] Hackworth@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago

So, like neon tubes, I guess. Tron and Cyberpunk aesthetic... Cybertron?

[–] Alaik@lemmy.zip 25 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I mean... the fifth element has gotten some things right. A billionare is fucking shit up, we know opera sounds dope with a heavy beat, our cars talk to us.

Why not the makeup application?

[–] veroxii@aussie.zone 3 points 1 month ago

Chicken good!

[–] T156@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Fair play, we did also find out that those powders might have been slowly poisoning people to death.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 4 points 1 month ago

This reminds me of the time that the office was having all the asbestos panelling removed. Because of course it had asbestos panelling, dumped that it was.

One of the guys turned up with a t-shirt that said "what doesn't kill you makes you stronger", so perhaps those people just lacked the necessary force of will

[–] wieson@feddit.org 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If it was whitening lead, yeah. But you can have rouge from red ochre, literally dirt, aka egyptian earth.

It can be the same pigment as with modern makeup just without the oils as a glue. Perhaps it wouldn't even cause pimples.

[–] Tired@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 month ago

Finely milled mineral powders are really, really bad for your lungs. A lot of makeup, for a very long time now, has been in this format.

[–] siskourso@odin.lanofthedead.xyz 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"Dad, women don't want to be shot in the face."

[–] SPRUNT@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

By then we're going to be genetically modified with cuttlefish DNA and be able to change what we look like by will alone.

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] echodot@feddit.uk 2 points 1 month ago

You have to use a lot though due to their lower adherence rate.

[–] Blubber28@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

I guess we are already pretty close to that with spray tan

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] Tired@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Cushion foundations and blushes are a big thing now, and gel and cream formulas for many products have been popular for quite a while now too.

From the mid 00's to the late 10's in the west, the matte aesthetic was fashionable when it came to makeup, so everything from skin to eyeshadows and lipsticks was matte.

Thrn the late 10's till now, dewy skin and heavier blush has been fashionable. So there has been a rise is gooey products and hydrating skincare formulae.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is this why people look shiny now?

[–] Tired@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 month ago
[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Lived with a lot of women over the years, not seeing it. Always dated within my generation, maybe it's a young woman thing?

Help us out here girls!

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Kinda, though I don't wear much makeup my generation does seem to use more liquid for stuff like foundation and eyeliner (fuck pencil style eyeliner, liquid is so much better)

[–] vane@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

that's wet fart makeup

[–] csolisr@hub.azkware.net 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You mean makeup spray then?

[–] Tired@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 month ago

Airbrushing

[–] Echolynx@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago

Not too dissimilar to Brave New World...

[–] elucubra@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (19 children)

Older guy here.

I have always avoided dating women who would plaster shit all over their faces. I'd rather see those pores, freckles (actually I'm sucker for freckles), etc. I do like a bit of eye liner or shadows (or whatever it's called) lipstick/gloss, mascara. Accents, if you will. But someone with their faces under a coat of primer, paint, and lacquer, like a car?

Also, I want to have a good idea of what they'll look like in the morning.

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 9 points 1 month ago (3 children)

It's cute you think anyone cares about your opinion on women's makeup.

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago
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[–] PartyAt15thAndSummit@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 month ago

That's such a Reddit take.

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] elucubra@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Nope. I don't look for anything, I just avoid certain things, as I suspect most people do in their romantic endeavors.

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You avoid makeup that you can notice. The vast majority of women wear makeup, and often go to great lengths for a “natural” look.

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[–] klemptor@startrek.website 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I do like a bit of eye liner or shadows (or whatever it's called) lipstick/gloss, mascara.

My dude this is exactly what "no makeup makeup" is.

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[–] amino@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 month ago

this is exactly why !womensstuff@piefed.blahaj.zone had to be created, to get a reprieve from creeps like you

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