this post was submitted on 06 Aug 2025
970 points (96.6% liked)

Programmer Humor

25649 readers
2597 users here now

Welcome to Programmer Humor!

This is a place where you can post jokes, memes, humor, etc. related to programming!

For sharing awful code theres also Programming Horror.

Rules

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 
top 50 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] Thorry84@feddit.nl 161 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (20 children)

PORNHUB

It's Pornhub, like https://pornhub.com/. One of the biggest (if not the biggest) porn site on the planet, used by millions if not billions. There is nothing wrong with watching porn if you feel like it. What you do in your own home is your own business. Just don't wank too much, or you are going to have health issues. Which are also totally normal and you should just go talk to your doctor, they will not be surprised or shocked, it is literally their job to deal with stuff like that.

I feel the world is going crazy. Shoving all of this stuff under the carpet isn't helping anyone and won't make it go away. Half of the time I can't understand my young niece and nephew because they speak in this code language, evolving all the time so they can talk about normal stuff young people talk about and stay ahead of the big censor machine. And often it's censored so poorly, everyone can still read it, like what was the point then?

[–] skrlet13@feddit.cl 72 points 6 days ago

These censoring systems are made for advertisers. The point is to keep ads on.

But more content is more engagement, critical for a lot of social media. So they do the bare minimum to censor. Kinda like "malicious compliance"? idk, ojos que no ven corazón que no siente

[–] ramjambamalam@lemmy.ca 30 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (4 children)

See also: s*x, k*ll, r*pe, etc.

[–] rbn@sopuli.xyz 58 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Kyll is a beautiful little stream in Germany.

[–] ramjambamalam@lemmy.ca 23 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Wow, I'd love to Kyll myself on a hot, summer's day!

[–] Gloomy@mander.xyz 7 points 6 days ago (2 children)

You might even use that opportunity and go on a Kylling spree.

[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

That's a Scandinavian name for a type of fish, right?

[–] Gloomy@mander.xyz 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

No, but close: It's Danish pot chicken: Gammeldags Kylling

[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

It might need to be a rather hot river then.

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] sneezycat@sopuli.xyz 29 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

What's the problem with sax and rope?

[–] badcommandorfilename@lemmy.world 15 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] spizzat2@lemmy.zip 16 points 6 days ago (2 children)
load more comments (2 replies)
[–] AlolanYoda@mander.xyz 19 points 6 days ago (7 children)

Seggs, unalive, grape

I've also seen people use peach for porn. Why are advertisers such puritans?

[–] ramjambamalam@lemmy.ca 15 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I guess not too different from pr0n, h4x, etc. Maybe a tale as old as time?

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Whatever happened to prawns?

[–] Zink@programming.dev 4 points 5 days ago

Maybe they finally got rid of those fookin' prawns all out of district 9!

load more comments (5 replies)
load more comments (1 replies)
load more comments (18 replies)
[–] bathing_in_bismuth@sh.itjust.works 73 points 6 days ago (2 children)

If I'm gonna see one more censored image I swear I will scream silently in my head

[–] 0x0@lemmy.zip 46 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Self-censorship is the worse censorship.

[–] cdf12345@lemmy.zip 14 points 6 days ago (2 children)
load more comments (2 replies)
load more comments (1 replies)
load more comments (1 replies)
[–] COASTER1921@lemmy.ml 49 points 6 days ago (16 children)

FFmpeg doesn't deserve to be such a tiny block. Nothing else comes close to matching its stability and simplicity. There's a reason it's practically part of the foundation for all media software out there.

[–] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 5 days ago

Tiny block in the grand scheme of things.
This picture doesnt work if you replace the stick with the huge boulder.

Maybe if you visualize it as the foundation of a building.
Then it makes sense.

[–] greplinux@programming.dev 6 points 6 days ago

Absolutely - very powerful and capable, even just from the Linux command line.

[–] anon@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

But ffmpeg is a small binary (compared to the others there) and still performs well

load more comments (1 replies)
load more comments (13 replies)
[–] belastend@lemmy.dbzer0.com 52 points 6 days ago (3 children)
[–] RobotFK@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Finally! I am not the only rotten mind

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 9 points 6 days ago

FFM pegging! I wanna be spit roast too....

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 42 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I like how this implies Twitter storage is encoded in YouTube videos which are really just hosted on PornHub.

[–] tal@lemmy.today 7 points 6 days ago

Create a FUSE library to use that as backing storage for a filesystem, and you can make use of the infrastructure for free cloud storage. Maybe twityouhubfs.

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 34 points 6 days ago

Final Fantasy Mpreg

[–] jwt@programming.dev 18 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Though FFmpeg is not really a project 'thanklessly maintained by one person' (anymore).

[–] GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml 17 points 6 days ago

Unironically true actually, ffmpeg is everywhere in the video space

[–] Ofiuco@piefed.ca 14 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Why do people not remake or edit the censorship out of the memes? I usually do that because fuck advertisers and I'm not posting them on those shitty sites

[–] astropenguin5@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago

Probably because it's annoying and takes a decent amount of work for a minor improvement

And yeah, it doesn't need to be censored here but also it really doesn't ruin it that much

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 6 days ago

Glad to see ffmpeg is still going strong, I used it years ago to do some project 1999 EverQuest streaming on twitch running on a Manjaro dist install running EQ in wine.

[–] RedFrank24@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago (2 children)

At first I read that as FFMPreg...

load more comments (2 replies)
load more comments
view more: next ›