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[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 28 points 2 months ago (2 children)

You get one?
I have like 5 that pop up and vanish each time I login.

[–] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 38 points 2 months ago

Hi Greg,

I'm calling you from the technical support.

[–] Daze@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago (3 children)

same here, wtf is it actually?

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 31 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Massively depends on what you have installed.

Mine is the corporate ~~spyware~~ security tools.

[–] Daze@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

ya, windows 🥲 for school. Always chalked it up to Recall/Copilot since I don't use it for anything else

[–] Shyanae@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

In Germany we have "Iserv" for school, where, after every login, your personal files get synced to the Computer. :) (Also other small stuff like Desktop Background, Program links etc.)

As the Server runs on Linux you have a lot of commands running for a moment to get everything done.

[–] SatyrSack@lemmy.sdf.org 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Bitcoin miner. Sorry to be the one to break the news to you, but it's terminal.

[–] Daze@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

I want kickbacks 😤😤😤

[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 months ago

It could be a few different things. Apparently if a shell process generates an error or warning it can trigger a window to open, display the message, and immediately close. Things like a program using a script to run itself startup and then not deleting that script after being uninstalled can cause it to happen.

[–] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Some (lazy) programs just do that.

They're atonishingly easy to hide though.

[–] javiwhite@feddit.uk 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Consequently any virus worth its weight in salt will hide the terminal window before executing.

[–] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 months ago

@echo off or something like that

[–] Lembot_0004@discuss.online 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That's ok. That is like it should be.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Lembot_0004@discuss.online 1 points 2 months ago

I am not a snotty schoolboy already.

[–] Agosagror@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 months ago

Needs more JPEG