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You can choose which part you want, however where exactly is random based on the birth rate (if a region has a higher birth rate it is more likely that you are born there). What part would you choose and why?
K is the only area you're guaranteed to be born into a first world country, therefore giving you better passport privilege to move where you want to go if you don't like it.
Yeah but you might be born as an aboriginal tribe member, which the Australian government isn't exactly the nicest towards.
Monkey paw, you get born as a fish, and spawn-captured/killed immediately.
K is honestly the only truly safe option.
An Australian man eating spider wrote this post.
Ok so I know this is a loss meme but Imma still say the bottom of J.
How the heck did you catch that!?
It completely went over my head until I read your comment, I scrolled back up and boom - there it was ~~.:|:;~~
K is clearly the best, but E is underrated. Some highly developed countries there, just have to hope you won't get Myanmar.
I like G. I've always wanted to be a deep sea creature.
Imma go with K.
Clearly G, so that I die instantly while not beeing able to cognitivly know what's happening, so I don't see this dumb timeline of humanity.
What the fuck is with this gerrymandered map?
Loss
motherFUCK
Ho Ly Shit. Alright. This just feels good. So many years have passed, and we’re still suffering loss. I love it.
People around here seem so scared of south america. It's mostly a nice place to live.
The levels of inequality are like nothing in the developed world, and you're probably not going to be one of the rich people.
Maybe you can be safe, but you're gong to have limited opportunity. Same story as part E really.
I guess K is the least risky option
Remeber kids, bad humans are far more dangerous than scawwwy Australian animals
You're all cowards I'm rolling the dice on C and I'll be chilling in Tokyo with my waifu body pillow while yall get eaten by snakes in K.
I was born in C, not recommended.
(People's Republic of China)
Restrictive firewall, no porn, hard to get western media, so you'd be stuck with ww2 sino-japanese war tv drama or some cringe romance stuff.
With a population of 1.4 Billion (well, minus the area covered by "E"), you'd most likely end up there.
Did I even mention video games? Yea... that's gonna be tough to get, definitely no online multiplayers (even if you somehow got a VPN, the ping is gonna kill you).
And your VPN could fail at any time even if you do get it.
Also, OP didn't specify you get to choose your gender, so if you're born as a woman in Japan... good luck. (Don't ask why camera shutter sounds are mandatory on Japanese Phones)
B, land of tacos
K. Australia seems cool.
K
I'm at a loss for options...
Id say K first because developped countries and low poverty areas.
G second because i lived the island life for a few years and it's pretty chill, beyond the underdevelopment and obesity.
H, B and E third, poor countries but not that bad, beyond overpopulated poor areas, Argentina is great and Mexico is good, US is neutral, Canada is win.
D and J fourth, you can live a decent life in those aera but with a very large bit of luck, majority of people live in poverty, oppression, or starvation. South Africa has some racism, but it's not that bad as a place to live.
A>F>I>C
is this loss?
Boooooo.
