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We know so little about the digestive systems of the undead.
this post was submitted on 13 Aug 2025
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Does he just only eat foods that are white?
Who the fuck cares?!?!?!
VANCE: [...] I had a buddy who used to eat French fries with mayonnaise. I thought that was disgusting.
Vance further confirmed to have no taste
jd would puke himself inside out if he went to germany
We can only hope
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Jules wasn't a fan either
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Am I the only one noticing that his wife is not white?
she isnt, and miller is JEWish too,.
And Clarence Thomas is black. These are very crass people who only have a functional understanding of the world. Sure their ability to accurately estimate concentrations of power and become a part of that in group is impeccable but maintaining that power and the structures that allow it is a detriment to the whole. They justify it by saying, "the world needs order" as any villain would but the end of the day they are only focused on themselves in the most psychotic way.
Off to El Salvador!
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She's kinda hot for the bald racist type no?
She's just as evil as he is, so it's only a matter of time before that catches up to her too. (Miller's only 39, iirc).
Miller's only 39, iirc
Holy fuck, looks like hate really ages one out.
And just like kissinger, he'll live to 100. My only hope is he spends it in prison
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"My must-watch interview with Vice President @JDVance:"
The interview: "Is a hot dog a sandwich?"
What a dumb bitch. Where's the Epstein files?
Let me guess, he also only eats cheese pizza, throws a tantrum when any sandwich has visible crust on it, and thinks 2% milk is 'just too much'.
the cheese has to be MOZARELLA, no yellow cheese or AMERICAN WHITE CHEESE.
I mean, the man knows what he likes.
A meal isn't a meal without the creamy white dressing squishing around his mouth. the salty sour bitterness coating his tongue.
man loves a good thick mayonnaise almost as much as he loves fucking couches.
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Well he is Jewish and you know Jewish food - so much mayo!
. . . Right?
I think the whole of Judaism has disowned him. I know his Jewish family has.
he probably doesnt partake in traditional dishes of jewish food. probably all whitewashed food.
Ppppllleeeaassseee, Matt and Trey, make an episode about this small-dick, Nazi and mayonnaise!
As if I needed additional reasons to hate this man.
"What Undercover Brother said was true"
- My wife
Why does she look like his sister?
The mark of the beast
Profoundly weird people.