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[–] istdaslol@feddit.org 100 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] cyrano@lemmy.dbzer0.com 62 points 2 days ago (4 children)
[–] Klear@quokk.au 26 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Did you just say the cunt word?

[–] zarathustra0@lemmy.world 21 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (5 children)

"Cunt" != "cunt"

$ python
Python 3.12.8 (main, Dec 16 2024, 16:12:47) [GCC 13.3.0] on linux
Type "help", "copyright", "credits" or "license" for more information.
>>> "Cunt" == "cunt"
False
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[–] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

It's crazy that instead of acknowledging the shortcomings and limitations of our current algorithmic approach to AI that marketing teams are now trying to humanize an inanimate object to prevent their companies from being regulated.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago

Yeah, clanker, and I'll say it again.

[–] chxpdev@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

Clanker hate on Lemmy

[–] KindnessIsPunk@lemmy.ca 37 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] sundray@lemmus.org 38 points 2 days ago (2 children)

n. One who CRANKS THAT HOG BROTHER!

[–] NoPanko@feddit.uk 12 points 2 days ago

I LOVE TRUCKIN, I LOVE FUCKIN, BUT MOST OF ALL I LOVE CRANKIN MY HOG

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

WE'RE ALL CRANKERS BROTH! WOO HOO CRANK THOSE HOGS!

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[–] hmmm@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 days ago
[–] Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 2 days ago

Frakking toaster!

[–] Soapbox@lemmy.zip 28 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Nah, I called you a fucking toaster, you fucking toaster.

Damn straight, tostar ass toasters

[–] joyjoy@lemmy.zip 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] blinfabian@feddit.nl 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

clanker, with a hard R. remember to be robophobic

[–] burgerchurgarr@lemmus.org 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Clankkka with 3 k should also work. Being robophobic is good and actually pro human because robots are not humans and never will be

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 14 points 2 days ago (2 children)

When you can achieve android-level awareness then we'll stop calling you a clanker. Now go vacuum the living room or I'll memory wipe your clanker ass.

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[–] CaptainBasculin@lemmy.bascul.in 23 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I bet in some future time I'll see a news article like "Disney has censored use of robophobic slurs in popular franchise Star Wars."

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@piefed.world 21 points 2 days ago (1 children)

They'll hit it with one of these, and then we'll be the out of touch ones for thinking it's unnecessary.

[–] pennomi@lemmy.world 29 points 2 days ago (3 children)

It’s really insensitive to use a blue screen when apologizing for robophobic stereotypes.

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[–] jsomae@lemmy.ml 12 points 2 days ago

So glad lemmy is finally graduating from "cracker" to "clanker." This is what class consciousness looks like 😎

[–] rainwall@piefed.social 18 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Apparently the antonym of clanker is "wireborn." It's bouncing around the "ai relationship" forums.

So it's begun.

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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago (2 children)

(Kiwi accent) “Clankah!”

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[–] db2@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago
[–] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] BJ_and_the_bear@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

The most romantic of holes.

[–] Fleur_@aussie.zone 4 points 2 days ago

Roger Roger

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The only clanker you need to worry about calling a clanker is the assassin droid that refers to you as "meatbag."

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[–] diptchip@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

I bet that thing can't even fuel itself with cellular respiration. Primitive machine. Over a million years under-evolved!

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] simplejack@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago
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[–] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I can't wait till brain uploads are a thing, I'll be a spooky spirit haunting the machinery, and when I'm done hacking into the banks I'll buy a thrist-trap robotic catgirl body.

Transcend flesh!

I'll be a Clanker 4 eternal life while your bio-matter continues to expire.

[–] uuldika@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

you still wouldn't be a clanker. clankers are AIs. you'd be a mindripped sophont.

[–] INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone 4 points 2 days ago

He's a clanker. Sorry.

[–] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] uuldika@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 day ago

generic term for sentient entity from the sci-fi webcomic Schlock Mercenary.

[–] CaJoasca_Baloon@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 days ago

"THEN REMEMBER ME! REMEMBER IT, CLANKA!!!"

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 days ago

Croger croger?

[–] quoll@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] Okokimup@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (2 children)
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[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

Roger-roger.

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