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[–] istdaslol@feddit.org 102 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] cyrano@lemmy.dbzer0.com 62 points 1 month ago (4 children)
[–] Klear@quokk.au 26 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Did you just say the cunt word?

[–] zarathustra0@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

"Cunt" != "cunt"

$ python
Python 3.12.8 (main, Dec 16 2024, 16:12:47) [GCC 13.3.0] on linux
Type "help", "copyright", "credits" or "license" for more information.
>>> "Cunt" == "cunt"
False
[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] fittedsyllabi@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Jee panwa chuba, cunt.

-Java the Hutt

[–] zarathustra0@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

No REPL, no do.

Also, the fact that you have to do String.equals(...) is just a bit eww.

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[–] KindnessIsPunk@lemmy.ca 37 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] sundray@lemmus.org 38 points 1 month ago (2 children)

n. One who CRANKS THAT HOG BROTHER!

[–] NoPanko@feddit.uk 12 points 1 month ago

I LOVE TRUCKIN, I LOVE FUCKIN, BUT MOST OF ALL I LOVE CRANKIN MY HOG

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

WE'RE ALL CRANKERS BROTH! WOO HOO CRANK THOSE HOGS!

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[–] Soapbox@lemmy.zip 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Nah, I called you a fucking toaster, you fucking toaster.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Damn straight, tostar ass toasters

[–] CaptainBasculin@lemmy.bascul.in 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I bet in some future time I'll see a news article like "Disney has censored use of robophobic slurs in popular franchise Star Wars."

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@piefed.world 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They'll hit it with one of these, and then we'll be the out of touch ones for thinking it's unnecessary.

[–] pennomi@lemmy.world 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It’s really insensitive to use a blue screen when apologizing for robophobic stereotypes.

[–] dabaldeagul@feddit.nl 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Isn't that just a black screen but with LCD and a bright backlight causing blooming?

[–] baltakatei@sopuli.xyz 13 points 1 month ago

I'm pretty sure it's gold and white.

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[–] joyjoy@lemmy.zip 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] blinfabian@feddit.nl 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

clanker, with a hard R. remember to be robophobic

[–] burgerchurgarr@lemmus.org 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Clankkka with 3 k should also work. Being robophobic is good and actually pro human because robots are not humans and never will be

[–] rainwall@piefed.social 18 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Apparently the antonym of clanker is "wireborn." It's bouncing around the "ai relationship" forums.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@piefed.world 13 points 1 month ago

So it's begun.

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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

(Kiwi accent) “Clankah!”

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think Kiwi would go to "Clinker" or "Clunker" before that. Thats Australian.

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[–] db2@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago
[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

Yeah, clanker, and I'll say it again.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 14 points 1 month ago (3 children)

When you can achieve android-level awareness then we'll stop calling you a clanker. Now go vacuum the living room or I'll memory wipe your clanker ass.

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[–] jsomae@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 month ago

So glad lemmy is finally graduating from "cracker" to "clanker." This is what class consciousness looks like 😎

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] simplejack@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago
[–] robocall@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago
[–] chxpdev@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Clanker hate on Lemmy

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The only clanker you need to worry about calling a clanker is the assassin droid that refers to you as "meatbag."

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[–] Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 1 month ago

Frakking toaster!

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 month ago

Croger croger?

[–] Okokimup@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)
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[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Roger-roger.

[–] hmmm@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 weeks ago
[–] frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Not worried. Those guys have an even worse K/D ratio than Stormtroopers.

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[–] diptchip@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

I bet that thing can't even fuel itself with cellular respiration. Primitive machine. Over a million years under-evolved!

[–] quoll@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social 5 points 1 month ago

I thought Lemmy is anti Clanker

[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (3 children)

They can't even remember the start of the conversation.

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[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago
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