"we don't know... they just are." Could be a slogan for the whole meat industry.
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Its from Viz magazine! One of the UKs funniest and most sarcastic publications of all time.
I adore Viz.
They once printed the finest letter ever penned.
Also, this advert for flat-roof pubs will never not make me hoot.
Ah thanks. It's indeed hilarious 😁
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We had this in texas but it's illegal now.
I think it's illegal in six other states too.
Reasons stated: Protect the economics of the cattle industry and to protect public health
No more beyond steak tips in my pasta, For the good of public health and to support the sale of real cow meat that I already never buy...
Growing meat cells in a lab and selling them as food is illegal in the states you reference.
What Beyond does in processing plant material into something that resembles some meat products is still legal everywhere.
Plant based "meats" are legal in Texas. Lab grown meat is not. Beyond is safe.
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Jokes are illegal in Texas? I guess that tracks…
That's the most vegan beef I've seen
Disappointed there's no nut in it
Just nut in it
Just put your nuts in it *
Just put nuts in it *
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Thank goodness it doesn't contain genuine feces, only vegan feces.
Right? Right? 🤔
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So, if the steer dies of old age, surrounded by loved ones, would the beef be vegan? Sounds like the only 'logic' that could work for the ad.
The ad is fake and supposed to be a joke.
As for your question: I'd put it on the same level as eating roadkill or your dog that passed away. You could technically consider it "vegan", as there is no exploitation or (additional) suffering involved, but it is at least weird as fuck and kind of moot, because the people eating meat wouldn't eat it in the first place.
If you go by the literal definition, it's not vegan because eating animals is not vegan, obviously.
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That's how you convert me.
Not me. I like my beef cake with nut.
this is just dumb and I'm not even vegetarian or vegan. It reminds me of the kind of stuff this shitstain I went to school with would say, repeatedly and loudly to make sure as many people as possible heard him.
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Abbatoir Rd is a nice touch.
I mean... teeeeechnically beef is what a giant bovine turns plants into.
my BODY is a MACHINE that turns GRASS into HAMBURGERS
*badass photo of a cow skeleton lifting weights*
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