This is the Mark 477 tactical short, which crushes the marine’s crotch, making them the ultimate killing machine.
Also good for a casual beach landing.
Don't forget boys, it's Friday: pizza, pub quiz and casual war crimes
They're missing the necessary cargo pockets for spare crayon rations.
The pain stops* when your enemies are all dead
Skies out, thighs out
Perfect soldier: He is stunning, and killing it with his style.
Modern wherefore
This is the ideal soldier’s drip. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
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