What about beards?
I refuse to acknowledge shaven Riker. Bearded Riker is the only truth
No beard: Unsteady child
With beard: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
With beard: Stalwart ship's Captain
Without beard: Al Gore (before beard)
That is a great chin! If you have a great chin, let it be free!
Not a leader with hair? I'll have you know he was de facto emperor of Rome!
This must be that Biggus Dickus chap I've heard so much about
Threwimtodaflor!
Weleathe Wiker!
Well that was a wig. So technically...
Worf, Troi and Dr Crusher were all growing it out. Gotta go thru the weird bob phase first.
The 80s were a hell of a drug.
Tossing around terms like "pansy" and "milf," implying somehow that someone shouldn't be taken seriously as a woman because of their haircut. Nah, this sucks.
Eh, lazy/outmoded normativity can be a source of humor, be it self-aware or in earnest.
Sounds like a post hoc justification.
That's all I had on me, I left my ergo hoc in the helipropter
Gorde with hair looks like EAZY-E in space.
Who looks like EAZY-E?
Sorry, "Geordi"
He's Rick James, bitch!
Fuck yo ~~couch~~ warp core!
What the 80s did to some motherfuckers
As a bald man, I support this.
Risa
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.