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Nice wiener.

[–] Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There's something incredibly striking about this photo. At first glance, it absolutely looks like a glam shot of a fancy dish at a restaurant. But the more you look, the worse it gets. Like one of those pictures that shows an ordinary scene, but with terrifying details and storylines hidden in plain sight. Like this.

Would absolutely smash after smoking a bowl, though.

[–] Nexz@feddit.nl 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Ohhhh, I love this! Do you have any more?

[–] Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 month ago

I don't have any at the ready, but I think this style of art was called "I'm sorry Waldo" on Reddit if you want to try to hunt down some more.

[–] darksiderbun@lemmy.ca 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It’s because of the plate type and lighting!

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

…and the quality ingredients!

and the rakish angle of the wiener with the artistic drizzle of sauce the whole thing is delightful

[–] Toneswirly@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Didn't even fuckin toast the bread....

What are you doing with your life?

[–] HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The bread would not bend around the sausage if it is toasted. I ate it like a hotdog

[–] Toneswirly@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You gotta bend the bread in to a U shape while its toasting

[–] baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

That's actually a great idea. I will try it.

[–] WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Not getting crumbs all over his beard. Fuck toast.

[–] fubarx@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)
  • The sauce looks like salad dressing and has bits in it. That's what makes it fancy. If it was plain mayo, it would be ordinary (and a food crime anywhere outside Iowa).
  • That's spinach, not iceberg. Oooh, fancy.
  • But mainly: Whole Wheat Bread, not Wonder!

You are a fake, yuppie interloper.

[–] HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago

The sauce is Guy Fieri's Bacon Ranch sauce.

[–] orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Gourmet Carl's Junior, maybe.

[–] JohnnyEnzyme@piefed.social 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Gourmet truck stop reeking of gas fumes.

@honeymustardgas@lemmy.world
Btw, this belongs in c/ShittyFoodPorn, OP!

[–] HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Thank you I didn't know that existed. I was not super confident but I figured I'd try. It was his idea to post it. I just wanted a quick snack.

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

Excellent plating can do wonders.

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Now that's brat

[–] artifex@piefed.social 7 points 1 month ago

Y’all from the Midwest?

[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Your roommate was sarcastic.

[–] HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

But it was definitely good. Jalepeno cheddar sausage

[–] fulcrummed@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Is he still up from the night before and coming down from a very big outing? Good midnight noms - defs; gourmet - nossomuch

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 4 weeks ago

Fanciest looking microwaved Johnsonville Brat on just a single slice of sandwich bread I've ever seen.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 3 points 4 weeks ago

Needs more tweezed micro herbs.

[–] HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

These comments didn't disappoint.

[–] Hereforpron2@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Looks tasty, but if I received that at even a fast casual restaurant, I'd never go back. If I made it for myself at midnight and it tasted good, I'd be real happy. But a packaged sausage on a piece of supermarket sliced bread isn't something I'd pay for at a restaurant. I think it's the relatively clean white plate and symmetry that's giving your friend restaurant vibes, but he should also maybe go to better restaurants.

[–] Bgugi@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Honestly "plate too big" is doing about90% of the work.

[–] HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

That is the point