That wasn’t Jesus in the parking lot, man.
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Sure it was. But it’s spelled Jesús, and he was just an immigrant trying to make a better life for him and his family back home in Mexico.
Wtf does « gave my life to Christ » means in that situation? Did mf get baptized in the parking lot??
i think he gave a life altering blowjob in that parking lot
To Jesus?
yes, he noticed that he was a really hard worker when he was hanging out in the Home Depot parking lot across the street, and he thought that he deserved something nice
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Swallowed for the lord.
Got engaged to a guy in the parking lot. That's my made up story and I'm sticking to it.
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The new one
He was right. Jesus would never tolerate this. Time to flip some barrels.
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Tbf the old logo is much better
It's following the modern trend of flat clean lines. I'm getting rather sick of it TBH
soulless minimalism
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What? How is this any « woke » even for the MAGA lunatics ??
[edit]: Apparently the company had a diversity / non-discrimination campaign in recent years. It explains.
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I have no idea if this actually matters but, as a former printer, the new logo is easier and cheaper to produce. The print plates will be cheaper and the lack of thin lines mean it will be more durable too. The wide open spaces mean that the alignment between the brown and orange doesn't need to be perfect anynore (less waste).
It might be a terrible design for a logo (I don't know, not my area) but it's a good design for printing.
I mean yeah, but as a consumer I don't want to look at a bunch of bland logos with no detail everywhere I go. It's boring. I don't care how hard they are to print. People have been printing complicated shit for decades. Figure it out. (Not you figure it out, them figure it out).
I remember getting on my knees for Jesus in the cracker barrel parking lot.
Life made so much more sense once his warm love filled me.
~To each their own.~
This is like, the first time I agree with the Right on something.
Not that it's woke, but that the rebrand is terrible.
The new logo is definitely worse, I'll give them that.
Just typical corporate mediocrity.
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Conservatives crying buckets of tears over a corporation's new logo is my kink.
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weird way to brag about getting a blowjob in the parking lot but whatever i guess
All these black people thinking Trump will help their careers 😂
Do we know if this is a real person or an AI "black person"?
Edit: He's right, he's a trumper.
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New logo blows. Cracker Barrel food is a quarter step above pig slop.
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Cool story, bro. Where are the Epstein files?
During lockdown my team was "mandatory local support" so we got take out lunch paid for 2 days a week day. Friday was cracker barrel day since it was close and filled us up enough for an "average Friday workload". Mainly lazy days not wanting to get out of chairs due to "CB gut". Cracker barrel will forever be "cinder block gut" to me now.
But ehh, another dumb rebranding freakout that doesnt matter. You are still buying slop to go in your belly.
Edit: Cracker Barrel was my shit when my family would do road trips. On one we drove past the state capital and my dad said "hey look at it!". There was a cracker barrel roadsign on the highway and I screamed out "let's get cracker barrel!"
Southerner here:
Cracker Barrel is literally the worst restaurant I have ever been to. By far.
It was years ago, and I got fried fish and mashed potatoes, and it was so bad I couldn’t eat it. I am not picky: I have never skipped a plated meal at a restaurant, or even at home unless I’m deathly ill. But it was like a tv freezer dinner someone had dipped in water.
…And this is bizarre, as you have no idea how much food is part of the culture down here. Maybe it’s because my family in the south is suburban, not rural, but I have no earthly idea how that chain would get idolized.
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