Fuck off musk, you probably don’t even know where that came from.
Disgusting
this post was submitted on 22 Aug 2025
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This guy gives me second-hand embarrassment for humanity.
If he pours enough billions of dollars into it this could be the most epic software project disaster of all time.
We can only hope he blows ALL his money on it somehow. He seems almost stupid enough to pull it off
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How is the quoted statement made without realizing Twitter is much more simple than everything Microsoft produces?
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Given Microsoft is having people locked up opposed to genocide, I hope they destroy each other.
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Can't wait for the year of the vibe coded OS.
We've surpassed vibe-coding and are onto vibe-companies
What a fucking dumbass.
Salty, sounds like porno
how would you simulate microsoft with ai?
I guess you make something that writes batch files. Then maybe move up to a flight simulator. Eventually move onto an operating system, that every time you release an upgrade, people will complain about it and tell you it's worse than it was before (half the time it's ignorant users, half the time it's developers being made to throw shitty things into it. Insert a shit search engine that's mandatory and has a bad track record with security issues. (Grok should do fine). I don't really know if I can find words for MSN... Create a perfectly adequate word processor, overly complicate it for years so it isn't even compatible with its self and wonder why you cant save text with spaces and open it on another machine. Take everyone's emails and store a copy on their machine, while leaving it on the web, and try to convince everyone to get a subscription to type characters in a word processor when the one they bought in 1995 should still work for all the purposes they need it for and send emails which they could have done for free via the web. Add rules and add-ons that will work sometimes and break othertimes because maybe it took to long to launch. Tell everyone to store their emails in pst files. Tell everyone to get away from pst files. Tell everyone to go back to pst files. No longer support pst files because they don't work with cloud storage as they are inherently locally stored data files. Excel.. yeah, why is there macros, if you need macros you should probably be using Access but most people don't know how to use it so all the databases are started in Excel and no one wants to change so you just ask cortona, copilot, nope just go to OpenAI and hallucinate solutions.
Then say forget it all and go back to a pen and paper.
Mecha Hitler backer of AfD, and "Pardon Derek Chauvin to instigate riots so that we can finally genocide the blacks in America" is hurting auto sales for Tesla.
Stock price is still very high, because self driving could work (it's late, behind competition, and underwhelming), humanoid robots could work. He's also been doing BS transactions between companies he controls to inflate both stock (private market) values, and that BS could expand to Tesla.
There are several problems with this announcement:
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it is a distraction because every other objective is failing. There needs to be a new moonshot announced so that you don't dump Tesla shares, because you should trust him this time that the new moonshot will be achieved.
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Copying Office 365, or improving it, will have new/different bugs for a long time. Unclear why anyone would buy it if the main reason it's still used is legacy dependencies that worked around any current bugs.
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MSFT spying will be (naively) trusted more than MechaHitler spying. Corporate AI in service to US military supremacy and Skynet control over the world is bad for Americans too. Future AI acceptance will not be US mega tech led acceptance. A marketing fight over which company hates Americans the most will harm both brands.
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OpenOffice is pretty good for free. An open source local toolchain can add trusted AI integration.
Heeeeey that was MY idea. Not the AI agent part, the name part.
Red Alert 2 also had one it's called MassiveSoft & I think the CEO/Chairman was called Bing😂
Yup, was in the Yuri's Revenge expansion.
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Musk is a real fucking prick, isn't he?
tbf, Microsoft's shit is so fucked up, glitchy, and difficult to use that this might actually be possible
I still have no idea what they’re trying to simulate.
Microsoft. The whole company.
Whoa, they can clone companies with AI? I’m going to ask ChatGPT to make me an Amazon.
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More nonsense being blown out of his ass.