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Department of Defense to be renamed 'Department of War' within week, Trump says (komonews.com)

submitted 3 days ago by return2ozma@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] CountVlad47@feddit.org 5 points 3 days ago

I guess war is easier for him to spell...?

[–] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 2 points 2 days ago

Funny. I thought the Navy beat the Army more in the Army-Navy game.

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Please get this man some more hamberders, fries and cokes. Also, maybe some doritos, fried butter sticks and corn dogs, stat.

Also, he's a pedo that was best friends with a pedo.

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[–] Bgugi@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago (7 children)

How wasteful, since the US hasn't been at war since 1947...

Should be the department of military policing actions.

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[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 4 points 3 days ago

It's more honest, at least.

[–] Bot@sub.community 2 points 2 days ago

Department of Halo

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago

Department of War Dependents Schools, or DoWDS.

[–] biofaust@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

I know this is out of place in this time in history, but I believe that to have been the case in the (maybe far) past.

Who started calling them ministries of defense and amidst what pressures from society?

[–] Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 days ago

Sure, fine, its true. Disgusting, but true.

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