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[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 2 points 6 hours ago

Kitty loves salami - Oderus Urungus

[–] PacMan@sh.itjust.works 2 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

My pussy does like a good salami from time to time…….

[–] Nikls94@lemmy.world 7 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] PacMan@sh.itjust.works 3 points 8 hours ago

Saving this jpg! It made me chuckle way more then it should have

[–] crandlecan@mander.xyz 69 points 2 days ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (5 children)

Actually, no, they can't. Or to be more exact: they shouldn't.

Clarification edit: salt 👍

[–] Luvs2Spuj@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I get all my cat's dietary advice from this shitposting community, so if you wouldn't mind being less antagonistic towards the users posting valuable information that would be appreciated.

[–] crandlecan@mander.xyz 1 points 7 hours ago

I'm sorry for your experience. Truly, I'm so sorry 👍

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 8 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] crandlecan@mander.xyz 4 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

I think my "no, don't" was a pretty clear "no, don't", no?

[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 5 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] crandlecan@mander.xyz 1 points 7 hours ago

Ah, okay, fair. No, don't do it 👍

[–] HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 1 day ago

What about a little slommy... as a treat?

[–] d00ery@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago (4 children)

I often wonder this. Is it due to the garlic or something?

[–] naeap@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

According to https://cancateat.food/
... They don't know - at least I couldn't find salami 😒

Edit: sausage being the nearest hit
https://cancateat.food/food/sausage

[–] Brett@feddit.org 42 points 2 days ago (2 children)

not a catologist but from what i remember its mostly just too much salt and spices in general for their good.

[–] icelimit@lemmy.ml 6 points 16 hours ago

So cats need to eat English food

[–] mushroommunk@lemmy.today 28 points 2 days ago

It's the salt mostly. Especially with indoor cats who often don't get wet food and so are on the under hydrated side of things as they tend to not drink as much as they should.

Technically any without garlic or onion is safe for them to have a tiny bit as a treat but it's so incredibly easy to overdo that it's just safer to not give it to them.

Too much nitrates or nitrites is bad for cats yes, but they'd have to eat an excessive amount for it to be a concern and again the excess salt would be a bigger issue first.

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 2 days ago

Can confirm. Little kitty kidneys can’t handle that much salt. Kidney issues are one of the most common causes of illness in older cats, so it’s best not to take any salt-related risks.

…I will occasionally give my bois a lil ham or turkey tho. But just a lil!

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

Nitrites and nitrates

[–] plm00@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 days ago

But look how happy it is! /s

[–] chellomere@lemmy.world 32 points 2 days ago
[–] Gee209@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago

Slommy is a good name for a cat

[–] Brett@feddit.org 8 points 2 days ago

those eyes 😍

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 6 points 2 days ago

As a treat.