this post was submitted on 28 Aug 2025
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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

Rules:

  1. Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
  2. Be nice.
  3. No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
  4. Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

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[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 weeks ago

I make my own pizza so no one needs to know how many people are or are not eating them.

[–] wuphysics87@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

This is why I pick up and ask for extra silverware

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[–] Pharmacokinetics@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

I always wanted to be a delivery man. If they invite me and I get to play with their console and eat some of the food.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 1 points 2 weeks ago

But why does it always come with a doughnut hole in the middle?

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