Combo pizza. Failing that, combo calzone.
this post was submitted on 28 Aug 2025
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Olive oil, tahini, and a shit-ton of chickpeas.
And yes, I am craving hummus.
I always ask people to bring me back ice cream from wherever they are going because it seems like the most inconvenient thing to ask for.
A gallon of mayonnaise, 32 pack of Degree deodorant, and check to see if the chocolate covered peanut butter filled pretzel bites things are back in stock, please.
so uhh
Basket b();
if (costco.is_available(costco.items["eggs"])) {
b.add(costco.retrieve(costco.items["milk"], 6));
}
else {
b.add(costco.retrieve(costco.items["milk"], 1));
}
costco.commit_transaction(b);
Here's your six gallons of milk. They had eggs.
Something "Kirkland". Doesn't matter what. That shit's good quality.
hey uhh if youre like still there could you get me uhhhh you know what nevermind
Find the saddest looking sample lady, have a nice conversation with her about whatever weird thing she's sampling, and grab me one.
...I bet it's going to be some weird cream cheese dip.
It was instant coffee, actually. And it was genuinely good - I've never liked an instant coffee before. I had three (gotta love the infinite free samples policy), then I made sure to get her to show me the proportions she used so I can recreate it at home.
Some nice socks
A tray of cream buns please.
Grab me a hot doge pls.
Sure, that'll be one fifty
Do you accept digital pudu images as payment?
I didn't know what that was, so I searched... and I have been awwing at my screen for the last 20 minutes.
Thank you, kind stranger, for this gift.
:3
One universal healthcare, and a take and bake chicken alfredo would be nice.
Food court chicken bake
Pallet of baby oil
Pudding!
Can you grab me one of the frozen bags of raspberries please? I need them for my breakfast and I'm just about to run out.
Pirates Booty and the Detroit style frozen pizzas
Don't forget a box of those Jimmy Dean breakfast sandwiches, I'm tired of oatmeal for breakfast.
Rotisserie chicken but in the OG container not bagged.
And don't forget the barcode shirt!
Sorry, there isn't a Kirkland Signature Time Machine at the warehouse I use
a few freezers for the transphobes, I don't want them rotting further
You were supposed to process those for the crows a week ago!
Best I'm willing to do for transphobes is a Kirkland Signature Pyre.
Spicy Jamaican beef patties plz
Some kind of vegan salami please
A 5 gallon pail of mayonnaise. Don't ask...
I mean, I wasn't going to ask, but now I'm curious. Is it for what I think it's for?
Can you get me one of those fresh slabs of salmon? Thanks
How about one of those packs of turkey wraps - I'll split it with ya, my treat! Let me know how much I owe ya.
Oh oh oh, do they still have pork bellies on sale? We need one for making some chasu. I promise I’ll share.
17 containers of animal crackers
You never know when youll run out
a few freezers for the transphobes, I don't want them rotting further
You should make japanese swords.