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[–] HakunaHafada@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 6 hours ago

Olive oil, tahini, and a shit-ton of chickpeas.

And yes, I am craving hummus.

Combo pizza. Failing that, combo calzone.

[–] Aeao@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

I always ask people to bring me back ice cream from wherever they are going because it seems like the most inconvenient thing to ask for.

[–] enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (1 children)

so uhh

Basket b();
if (costco.is_available(costco.items["eggs"])) {
    b.add(costco.retrieve(costco.items["milk"], 6));
}
else {
    b.add(costco.retrieve(costco.items["milk"], 1)); 
}
costco.commit_transaction(b);
[–] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Here's your six gallons of milk. They had eggs.

[–] InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 4 points 9 hours ago

A gallon of mayonnaise, 32 pack of Degree deodorant, and check to see if the chocolate covered peanut butter filled pretzel bites things are back in stock, please.

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 10 points 15 hours ago

Something "Kirkland". Doesn't matter what. That shit's good quality.

[–] TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 12 hours ago

Is she hot? /j

[–] Dave2@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 14 hours ago

hey uhh if youre like still there could you get me uhhhh you know what nevermind

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 7 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Find the saddest looking sample lady, have a nice conversation with her about whatever weird thing she's sampling, and grab me one.

...I bet it's going to be some weird cream cheese dip.

[–] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 13 hours ago

It was instant coffee, actually. And it was genuinely good - I've never liked an instant coffee before. I had three (gotta love the infinite free samples policy), then I made sure to get her to show me the proportions she used so I can recreate it at home.

[–] Pudutr0n@feddit.cl 16 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Sure, that'll be one fifty

[–] Pudutr0n@feddit.cl 2 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Do you accept digital pudu images as payment?

[–] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I didn't know what that was, so I searched... and I have been awwing at my screen for the last 20 minutes.

Thank you, kind stranger, for this gift.

[–] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 5 points 15 hours ago

Some nice socks

[–] zea_64@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 17 hours ago

Food court chicken bake

[–] Tomato666@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 14 hours ago

A tray of cream buns please.

[–] habitualTartare@lemmy.world 6 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Rotisserie chicken but in the OG container not bagged.

And don't forget the barcode shirt!

[–] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 16 hours ago

Sorry, there isn't a Kirkland Signature Time Machine at the warehouse I use

[–] GuyFi@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 17 hours ago

Can you grab me one of the frozen bags of raspberries please? I need them for my breakfast and I'm just about to run out.

[–] snekerpimp@lemmy.world 5 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] villainy@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago
[–] wilder@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 18 hours ago

Don't forget a box of those Jimmy Dean breakfast sandwiches, I'm tired of oatmeal for breakfast.

[–] Chef_Boyargee@lemmy.world 5 points 17 hours ago

Pirates Booty and the Detroit style frozen pizzas

[–] frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 14 hours ago

One universal healthcare, and a take and bake chicken alfredo would be nice.

[–] sexy_peach@feddit.org 5 points 18 hours ago

Some kind of vegan salami please

[–] jumping_redditor@sh.itjust.works 3 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

a few freezers for the transphobes, I don't want them rotting further

[–] PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 8 hours ago

You were supposed to process those for the crows a week ago!

[–] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 13 hours ago

Best I'm willing to do for transphobes is a Kirkland Signature Pyre.

[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 3 points 16 hours ago

Spicy Jamaican beef patties plz

[–] alk@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 18 hours ago

Can you get me one of those fresh slabs of salmon? Thanks

[–] Appleseuss@lemmy.world 1 points 13 hours ago

Pallet of baby oil

[–] Zier@fedia.io 2 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

A 5 gallon pail of mayonnaise. Don't ask...

[–] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 11 hours ago

I mean, I wasn't going to ask, but now I'm curious. Is it for what I think it's for?

[–] Taser@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 18 hours ago

How about one of those packs of turkey wraps - I'll split it with ya, my treat! Let me know how much I owe ya.

[–] jjagaimo@sh.itjust.works 2 points 17 hours ago

17 containers of animal crackers

You never know when youll run out

[–] TheMadIrishman@sh.itjust.works 1 points 15 hours ago

Oh oh oh, do they still have pork bellies on sale? We need one for making some chasu. I promise I’ll share.

[–] jumping_redditor@sh.itjust.works 1 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

a few freezers for the transphobes, I don't want them rotting further

[–] Pudutr0n@feddit.cl 1 points 10 hours ago

You should make japanese swords.