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[–] Black616Angel@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

And no one even mentions Bo Burnhams song about exactly this?

Well here is a link then.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 22 points 2 days ago (6 children)

I just want someone who is that middle thing (watches anime and plays games). Everything else is optional.

Goth/Preppy

Boy/Girl

Living/Deceased

🤷‍♂️

[–] udon@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Existing/Nonexisting? Boom, problem solved

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[–] the_q@lemmy.zip 40 points 2 days ago

People be like "society has imposed unrealistic expectations on everyone about every aspect of their lives causing irreparable damage to the self and the society that created the issue" and they're just some hairless ape.

[–] Emi@ani.social 30 points 2 days ago

Girlfriend requirements: being female (optional) , liking each other.

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 34 points 2 days ago (12 children)

Girls be like “where’s my 6 ft+ millionaire bf who also likes to stay home, cuddle, read feminist literature, and does the dishes and laundry without being asked”, meanwhile they’re a single mom with 30 extra pounds and crippling student loan debt.

[–] Tudsamfa@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

If you really wanted to express that this goes both ways:

In the post, it's "meanwhile, they're just some guy". Why not say "they're just some girl" instead on bashing on single mothers?

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