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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 34 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Pics or it didn't happen, JONATHAN EDWARD DURHAM, if that is his real name!

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

We need a pic of his ID and credit card to confirm

[–] Stez827@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Front and back of the credit card

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Photos from his latest colonoscopy to check against his nsa records

[–] Justas@sh.itjust.works 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

He feels like the only real person on the Internet, who is not a celebrity outside of it.

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 3 points 2 weeks ago

Every time i see posts from this guy I have to reread a few times before I realise its not Edward snowden tweeting.

[–] mEEGal@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Gloomy@mander.xyz 6 points 2 weeks ago

I hope so. Otherwise it would imply that they got six (!) calls, assumed it might indicate an emergency and then decided to send a tweet out before calling back.

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

My neighbor/friend painted his house and did his front door line green. It actually looked really good with the blue main color and white trim.

The HOA received complaints immediately and he had to change it in less than a week.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 4 points 2 weeks ago

I love living in a country where homeowner associations are not a thing. I just do stuff to my house and I don't have to consult any higher power. It's great.

[–] Okokimup@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That's my all-time favourite colour!

[–] Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe 4 points 2 weeks ago

What is this "unsolicited/unscheduled phone call" of which you speak?