Amateurs think Bards are the horny ones but really it’s the Paladins.
Charisma based with disease immunity, strength and the constitution to back it up.
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Dragons have the ability to make you either terrified or charmed, and Paladins are immune to fear. Bards can learn Healing Word, but Paladins HAVE to touch you.
I wanted to play an asexual bard whose only love was the craft. Who wrote just the filthiest poems/songs/etc who just knew what the people wanted even if they didn't really care about it at all.
Make them a Tiefling to make it extra hard.
Literally but not figuratively horny
Maybe you can help me find better words that rhyme with ‘frottage’? I’m writing an epic song cycle that details as many ways to get off that don’t involve intromission.
Oh and it’s the 10th already, you can just slip the rent under the door…
Cabbage, bondage, heritage, I'm sure you can fit all of them
Awesome! Any thoughts for ‘intercrural’?
Uuhh, I think you'll need to ask someone proficient in orcish for that
Mural, plural, and neural are all good rhymes for intercrural and could have fun results. Cheers.
Slutty Cleric.
Their god is whoever's domain is debauchery and hedonism.
There are beauty gods and they're fun to play clerics of. Especially as in 5e beauty is light domain, so you get fireball.
In pathfinder you can even be a cleric of the goddess of bdsm and revenge. Or of the drunken god of revelry. Or be basic and just be a slutty cleric of Serenrae, Desna, or Shaelyn, all three of the good triad are down with whatever freak you play as long as they're good. You could also go darker and have your character be slutty to reclaim that about themselves as a cleric of Arazni.
Obligatory fireball meme
Don't forget Nocticula and her brother, Socothbenoth.
sensually summons a water elemental, turning your floor into a river hi...
Thank you! I've been saying this for a while.
"Girl, allow me to show you the somatic component of my magic fingers!" - applies for pretty much every class, except barbarian. Their stereotype is caveman horny
You just insulted my entire race of people.
Just in time for Whore-o-ween, too!
Because "larp" is about as sexy as "moist".
My cleric of Sunne was fun. Especially as I played her as a middle aged beauty queen who only got more extra as time went on