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[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 48 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Explanation: 'Goth' is the name of a subculture/aesthetic which is sometimes fetishized in the modern day.

'Goth' is also the name of a group of Germanic tribes in Late Antiquity whose warriors ravaged the Roman Empire.

Be careful what you wish for!

[–] thatradomguy@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

I only knew about it from when I took art history class in college but thank you for explaining! TIL

[–] Cris_Color@lemmy.world 37 points 2 weeks ago

Hiiii, I like your helmet 😳👉👈

[–] superduperpirate@lemmy.world 24 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Person: i want xyz!

Monkey’s paw: curls

Person: wait, no not like that!

[–] thatradomguy@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago

One of my favorite short stories from high school!

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 22 points 2 weeks ago

i had a guest professor tell a story about how a goat and a roman soldier were stuck in a hole after a battle, and how they were talking about how they weren't sure who should call out because if the goat called out and romans were closer, the goat would be killed and if the romans called out and the goats were searching the roman would be killed and about then the penny dropped he wasn't saying goat but goth and suddenly his story started to make sense

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 18 points 2 weeks ago

I mean, yeah, hi?

[–] RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I went and got 2, then became on myself. Life is good 😊.

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

Living the Goth GF dream in both senses, slay warrior-queen 🙏

[–] Eldritch@piefed.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What about the 3rd? Goth, Visigoth, and the elusive High-visa goth.

[–] Brunbrun6766@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

What about pastela-goth?

[–] a_good_hunter@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

Pathetic man! 😁

[–] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 8 points 2 weeks ago

I hope she likes my sword collection.

[–] AnotherMadHatter@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Scared or scaroused?

[–] L0rdMathias@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago

Sorry, I didn't realize this was the anti-curse enhanced always improvement version of a monkeys paw.

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Either way, it's a win.

[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

She can Vercinget-in-my-bed

(Yes i know Gauls arent Goths but i cant make a bad pun out of Alaric or Theodoric)