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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 44 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] WereCat@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

Pin pineapple apple pen pizza?

[–] jade52@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] JayDee@lemmy.sdf.org 27 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 12 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

really creative use of jalapeño slices

Jalapenos on pizza is always a great decision.

[–] Anissem@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 weeks ago

It’s beautiful

[–] bfaliszek@lemmy.world 25 points 2 weeks ago
[–] dan69@lemmy.world 22 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Pineapple + Jalapeños pizza sweet and savory combo!!

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I do have some jalapenos I need to cook! Thank you for reminding me!!!

[–] dan69@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago
[–] First_Thunder@lemmy.zip 14 points 2 weeks ago

All you proved is that god is cruel

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 12 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

People will still hate this despite not a single slice of pineapple on top of the pineapple shaped pizza.

[–] Voyajer@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What if you hate it because there isn't a single slice of pineapple on it?

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 weeks ago

That's true, that's the real crime here.

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

It looks sweet but it tastes like burning

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 weeks ago

If your god fears such a deliciously sweet, savory, and spicy combination, it might not be a god at all.

[–] Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 2 weeks ago

"God is dead, and we killed him."

[–] HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

As long as there's no pineapple in it its cool to me.

[–] RmDebArc_5@piefed.zip 17 points 2 weeks ago

The real pineapple is the friends we made along the way

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

It’s like an American bastardization of Japanese Taiyaki. They look like fish, but there’s no fish in them.

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah. Totally like that

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

What are those made of? Is it like pancake mix in a fish mold? (Never heard of them till now)

[–] TheOakTree@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 weeks ago

Basically yes. They usually have red bean paste filling, although lately I've seen them filled with custard/choux cream.

[–] assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Tja@programming.dev 5 points 2 weeks ago
[–] sk1nnym1ke@piefed.social 4 points 2 weeks ago

This pizza has insulted the italian and mexican community.

[–] TheOakTree@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 weeks ago

Pineapple belongs as pizza. The great debate is finally over.

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 3 points 2 weeks ago

He has abandoned us to suffer in our sins.

[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

Was having trouble deciding what to eat for dinner, thanks, this looks delicious 😋

[–] BioDriver@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago
[–] bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This is just a pineapple, there is no theology to it

Maybe not for you heathen!

[–] burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 weeks ago

He's out on the back porch right now, but I bet if I present this to him he might let me fellate him until he adds the special sauce.

[–] MisterFrog@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Pineapple on pizza haters are the preachy vegans/carnivores of the pizza topping world.

No one's forcing you to eat it!

[–] Wolf@lemmy.today 1 points 2 weeks ago

My god ran to the store for some pineapple to put on this bad boy.

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 1 points 2 weeks ago

Squashed in the plate.