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Florida to become first state to end all vaccine mandates, including in schools (www.cnbc.com)

submitted 1 week ago by return2ozma@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] x00z@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

USA devolving in real time

[–] biofaust@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

What would it take for Canada and EU to close their borders?

[–] 6stringringer@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago

There will be a loooong break at the holiday season.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago

Step one. Step two is make vaccines illegal, Step 3 is send MDs to prison for administration.

[–] brianary@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

What's with this "first" narrative? Is CNBC trying to encourage more?

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[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago

Well to quote a famous Iowan:

Let them die...

[–] senchawizard@piefed.world 4 points 1 week ago

florida man does a florida man move as governor

[–] herseycokguzelolacak@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 week ago

Measles likes this.

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

DeSantis looks so unhappy

[–] DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago

Well yeah, he's next to a person of color. Any racist would be livid if they had to share the same air with someone that is isn't white.

[–] Pulsar@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

This is natural selection in action

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago

Too bad it's going to kill innocent people and not just MAGAdiots.

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Who needs vaccines when you live in a swamp.

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 week ago

Florida is terrible for disease climate wise

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