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[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 59 points 3 weeks ago
[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 43 points 3 weeks ago

Good. Eat each other.

[–] mkwt@lemmy.world 27 points 3 weeks ago

This case has been assigned to everyone's favorite federal judge, Aileen Cannon.

[–] massacre@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago

Fox can trot out the perfect defense… they are news entertainment, not news. Checkmate atheists!

[–] 0x01@lemmy.ml 8 points 3 weeks ago

Is this not just a legal way to move funds around while appearing independent after the recent dominion lawsuit?

[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 weeks ago