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Oh, you can also rent a scary person to intimidate your children.
this post was submitted on 04 Sep 2025
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However, in late August, the business’s website posted a message saying their services had ended “due to various circumstances.”
Saved you a click. This is the third line from the end, of course.
Well thats not a very fun reasoning
Yeah. Pretty anticlimactic. Way too easy to abuse this business idea, though, so I’m not complaining.
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FTFY
That would have been great for a little kid's birthday party.