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Leopards Ate My Face

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[–] NutWrench@lemmy.ml 12 points 6 days ago

Dear MAGAs, the GOP told you they were going to screw you to death. They even created a step-by-step guide (Project 2025), detailing exactly HOW they were going to screw you to death. You. Got. Told.

This is what happens when you treat politics like WrestleMania.

[–] BigMacHole@sopuli.xyz 95 points 1 week ago

This is just a FALSE FLAG by LIBTARDS! REAL Farmers would NEVER Ask for SOCIALIST HANDOUTS!

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 79 points 1 week ago

Silly farmers, bailouts are for billionaires.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 63 points 1 week ago (1 children)

64% of Ark 'n saw voted for orange pedo.

[–] DarkShaggy@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago

Exactly....enjoy!

[–] HumanoidTyphoon@quokk.au 58 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] db2@lemmy.world 52 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No. Fail. Someone less stupid will take your place.

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 77 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Blackrock will buy distressed farms for pennies on the dollar. Then watch food prices.

[–] HumanoidTyphoon@quokk.au 39 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I’m already watching food prices!!!!!

[–] frunch@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

watching food prices intensifies

[–] BurgerBaron@piefed.social 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Electricity bill sneaks up behind you

Th-thanks, AI data centres, very cool.

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Well, Blackrock is indeed "less stupid", so,

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[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 47 points 1 week ago

Wait what? That's socialism!

[–] barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 42 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

You're stupid. They think you're stupid too. You thought that the democrats were going to make you gay so you voted against your own interest. Now ICE is stealing your employees, your crops cost more in other countries, and nobody will help because you aren't billionaires.

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 38 points 1 week ago
[–] reddig33@lemmy.world 36 points 1 week ago

I’m sure some corporate farming conglomerate will be happy to buy their farms on the cheap.

[–] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 34 points 1 week ago
[–] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 33 points 1 week ago

Have the day you voted for.

[–] FabledAepitaph@lemmy.world 32 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Maybe once they lose the farms that they inherited, they'll understand the angle where 99% of people are coming from?

[–] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 34 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Nahhh some are up for Trump raping thier kids and forgiving him and remaining loyal, so there's some brainwashed shit going on here that's beyond the scope of understanding of a sane person. Losing their farms won't "wake" them up.

[–] Typhoon@lemmy.ca 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's a cult. There's no way a rational person would support someone who raped their daughter.

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[–] sqgl@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 week ago

Wow. I looked at his profile expecting it to be satire because of his username. Nope. Look real.

[–] EndOfLine@lemmy.world 30 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Glitch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 week ago

Yes! More of this! Visualizations like this might stick in their brains better! We've got elephants, donkeys, and leaperds

[–] ScoffingLizard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 1 week ago

You voted against welfare and now you want welfare. Happens every time.

[–] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Red states and Federal welfare. A rather commonplace pairing.

[–] TuffNutzes@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

Those bootstraps aren't going to pull themselves up!

[–] Schmuppes@lemmy.today 19 points 1 week ago

Sounds like a pretty socialist thing to ask, ngl.

[–] Boddhisatva@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

They'll get it. Republicans cannot win without the common clay of the new west voting for them. Trump's done it before. He wrecked their livelihood with his inane tariffs then wrote them big checks to keep them voting red.

Edit: Fixed link

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 16 points 1 week ago

Not before they lose the farm though.

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[–] deathbird@mander.xyz 15 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I would feel a lot more "leopards ate my face" about this if I could actually see that any of these people voted for the leopards, rather than merely being members of demographics that tended to vote leopard.

[–] BigPotato@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

The whole county is red. It's statistically likely they wanted leopards but I'll agree it'd be nice to confirm.

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

So go take a survey.

Oh wait, we did last November.

Tell me farmers are statically more leftist than average.

[–] Jollyllama@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

Well well well...

[–] morphballganon@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Federal government:

[–] inclementimmigrant@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

So I remember seeing a local news report about a soybean farmers association president talk about how soybean farmers haven't recovered the market share from Trump's first term, meaning they recovered some under Biden, and how they were all behind Trump because reasons and racism.

Well there guys, have the day you campaigned and voted and remember to say no to socialism.

[–] reivilo@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Got banned on reddit because of this post. Apparently "Die scum" is a threat of violence. Had no intention of pursuing a visa and travel there to slap anyone, not sure how this was implied. Just hoped they get sweet sweet karma.

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