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I fall on my ass in the carpark outside the office. It's cold, but assuming there's no car there at the time, I just walk round the building and let myself back in.
I thought the no car thing was a pretty safe bet at this time, until one drove past as I was typing this.
I’m now locked outside my running car. (I’m in park waiting to pick someone up, not lemmy-ing and driving!)
I'm now merged with my dog. I either have 30 seconds to live or some interesting new abilities.
Ed...Ward.... Ed....ward. Big Brother.
That's about 0.6 meters as of freedomless units of measure.
Dunno, I guess I'll be on the other side of the bed.
It's upsetting there's no ruling here or on any subs about having to specify country or units of measurement.
I'm suffocating in a wall I guess
Sitting on the right side of the couch, now sitting on the left side of the couch.... Merged with my dog. Very animorphs
I'm now sitting on a TV
I'm now standing two feet to my left.
Yep, literally standing in the middle of my living room browsing Lemmy on my phone. Loads of room for activities, like getting teleported.
So... Do you often just stand in the middle of rooms while looking at your phone? That's pretty damn weird not gonna lie
I'm wet and sitting in on my bedroom floor. I'm in the bath now
fall off my bed
Currently on the left-most side of the couch. If I teleport 2 feet to the left, I'd immediately fall onto the floor.
I'd fall off my displaced chair and have my left kneecap stuck in the drawers. I guess I'd die if that merge of my knee with the drawer would result in fusion.
I collapse in a heap on a small stack of tripods and camera lighting equipment.
I'm like halfway in a wall, half in a bush
Land on my ass
Whose feet are to my left and why are you teleporting me to them?
Depends on where the stud is. I think if it is between studs I'll only have all of my limbs sliced off.
A lot of people pooping in this thread! I would have fallen out of bed.
Me too, ouch. But still much better than to the right and inside the wall, can't complain.
I fall on my butt if you don't teleport the chair with me.
I am now sitting in my wife's chair at her computer. Well, I guess I had some troubleshooting to do anyway...
I'd be teleported onto my wife, which would be fine except she's finally sleeping after a few nights of not sleeping well so I'd be in big trouble for waking her
I would be sitting on the left side of the coach. There would probably be some discomfort as I would be sitting on top of some stuff, but nothing bad really. My cat would at least leave the cable lying there along.
And.. is your coach okay with it?
*couch
Auto correct trick me by putting coach right next too 🛋 when I tried to figure out the spelling.
I think id be in the mens bathroom, which id be fine with, because im on lunch break right now and its about to end.
Scared the shit out of the cat sitting in that spot
I would be sitting on my 3d printer
I am no longer in the hot tub, but dropped on cold hard concrete.
