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[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 47 points 5 days ago
[–] PugJesus@piefed.social 33 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 24 points 5 days ago

Best I can do is existential dread

[–] crazycraw@crazypeople.online 15 points 5 days ago

it also eats and breathes from same magic tube and often has a magical choking demise.

also sewage and reproduction are like close... I guess that's magical.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

What if there are loads of other magic skeletons stopping me though?

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

When you remove their meat, magic skeletons just fall to the floor.

[–] Trebuchet@europe.pub 8 points 5 days ago
[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 7 points 5 days ago

I also have another, extra tentacle that is sometimes a horn.

Alas, I have succumbed to the 9-5.

[–] TheDoozer@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

It just occurred to me that if bugs could understand what we are and could talk to us, they'd be horrified that we were inside out, with all our flesh outside of our bones.

"Oh, fuck, all their meat is on the outside, gross! It's like they're held together with surface tension!"

[–] plyth@feddit.org 2 points 4 days ago

You may have noticed that bugs are leaving earth in large numbers.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 4 points 5 days ago

gimme yr wallet

[–] baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 4 days ago (2 children)

you also have a tube of the outside going through your inside, from your mouth all the way to your anus

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

I wouldn't really say it's the outside going all the way through us because there's doors along the way. That would be like saying if you have a front door and a back door, your house is outside.

[–] Megacomboburrito@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Does that technically make you the tube?

[–] MycelialMass@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

We all werm.

[–] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 2 points 4 days ago

This meme old enough to vote 👴

[–] joyjoy@lemmy.zip 1 points 4 days ago

I live for the skeleton war.

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 1 points 5 days ago

Magic Skelton made from Star things

[–] madjo@feddit.nl 1 points 5 days ago

But my skeleton is all wet and icky today. I think I’ll stay in bed today.

I can propel my self forward with butt wind and none of you can stop me (well okay Jim can but he's handy with a needle)

[–] CaptainHowdy@lemmy.zip 1 points 5 days ago

His books might suck, but this is a funny thought.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Not one of my favorite reposts.

Wendig is a mediocre author and an even worse poster.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago

I don't know anything about him, but I vaguely suspect him of being a wendigo.