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Anti-vaxxer finally gets shot (thehardtimes.net)
submitted 3 days ago by MHLoppy@fedia.io to c/theonion@sh.itjust.works
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Conservative activist and noted anti-vaxxer Charlie Kirk finally received a shot while delivering a speech in front of brainwashed students at Utah Valley University earlier today.

Context: https://www.cbsnews.com/live-updates/charlie-kirk-shot-utah-turning-point-usa/

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[โ€“] miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 171 points 3 days ago (2 children)

At press time, California Governor Gavin Newsom condemned the shooting because he was hoping to have Kirk back as a guest on his podcast next week

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[โ€“] P1k1e@lemmy.world 26 points 3 days ago

Hahahhahaha!!!!

[โ€“] mathemachristian@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 days ago

And then put out a tweet saying "We must continue his work"...

[โ€“] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 122 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Holy fuck, now that is a headline.

[โ€“] laranis@lemmy.zip 32 points 3 days ago

Glad to see legitimate journalism is still alive.

[โ€“] jballs@sh.itjust.works 102 points 3 days ago

[โ€“] MHLoppy@fedia.io 76 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It looks like they've ~~unlisted~~ (edit: now deleted) both this and Incompetent assassin misses largest head on planet - I'd guess because he died (whereas at time of publication it was "just" him being shot) and hey, fair enough I guess.

[โ€“] jokersteve@lemmy.world 79 points 3 days ago

Some gun deaths are worth it in order to have Second Amendment

- Charlie Kirk

[โ€“] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

At the time I write this, it has been confirmed that he's now fully immunized against all disease.

[โ€“] Aganim@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

He was acting a bit weird right after though, do you think he may have gotten autism from all the lead in his shot?

[โ€“] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 57 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I'm glad I found out about this from something with the same level of sympathy as I have towards this.

[โ€“] KingOfSleep@lemmy.ca 68 points 3 days ago (1 children)

"I think empathy is a made up New Age term that does a lot of damage" - Charlie Kirk

[โ€“] TragicNotCute@lemmy.world 42 points 3 days ago

October 12th, 2022 - The Charlie Kirk Show

In case you were wondering if he said that

[โ€“] MisterOwl@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago

Perfection.

[โ€“] oxysis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 3 days ago

This is so good

[โ€“] veniasilente@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Anti-vaxxer

gets shot

Ahhh, there it is.

[โ€“] hotdogcharmer@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

Yeah that was the joke lol

[โ€“] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

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[โ€“] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Cured his terminal infection of scumbagidus

[โ€“] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 2 points 3 days ago

Beautiful poetry.