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[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Remember when his show had an episode where a minor pursued Ellen? What did the show mean by that?

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[–] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)
[–] hypna@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (2 children)

He's a comedian. Is this a joke? How can someone honestly think this?

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[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He's got enough money to retire in luxury forever. Why is he still trying to be relevant? Fucking egomaniacs will be the end of us all.

[–] XTL@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Maybe he's thinking about getting into politics. Feels like it's time.

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[–] yucandu@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

"Whyyyyy does the word 'lisp' have an 's' in it? HALF A BILLION DOLLARS PLEASE!"

[–] xc2215x@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

KKK is not.

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