Going to become a bit optimistic once you're past 40. Starting to become outright absurd once you're 62 (current confirmed oldest person to ever live was 122).
this post was submitted on 13 Sep 2025
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current confirmed oldest person to ever live was 122
So far. π
Go for the new record.
Considering the 'I'm having an ongoing crisis' part, that sounds unlikely and might actually be undesirable.
Maybe you already passed it and next week thereβs a car accident with your name.
Meow meow :3
Una are you ok? Are you Ok Una?
Breaks into dance
meow meow :3
You could say there is no.. sense of security
Pfft, I had it at 17. I now just feel the crisis part only.
Midlife crisis, nervous breakdown, it's all in the same spirit